Can I just get crumpets?

Would you like one “lump” or two in your tea?

You’ll see a lot of new feces around there.

Specializing in brown tea.

Would you like flies with your tea and cowpie?

No bull shits in my tea, thanks, I’ve eliminated dairy from my diet.

I don’t know which one the steam is coming from.

2 bulls, one cup.

See I told you he was lying

Toast as well perhaps

they serve Civet coffee also.

Captain Picard tries to appear less formal and hosts a get-together with the crew.

And there’s a crap game running in the back room.

You don’t believe those are tea leaves, do you?

We make ice cream with your heart, and tea with your …

Of course bullfighting is self simultaneous

Basic ingredients of Red Bull.

Excuse me, I was looking for the coffee and lies area.

How ’bout beer & pick-up lines?

Compost tea – it’s not just for gardens any more.

– Matador! There’s tea in my dung!

Must be the Parliament House Canteen.

Coffee, tea, or Bonox?

The turd cup of the day.

I see they have a cafe for the politicians now.

I always wondered what was in Celestial Seasonings.

Today’s guest speaker, Hillary Clinton.

timmy. Stay away from “Aji No Moto” flavouring powder.
About 210% salt plus other rubbish.

Used in many savoury biscuits, and Potato Flakes. It comes in various noxious flavours. ie Chicken Beef etc. all of which bear no resemblance to any animal know to mankind.

Usually seen in plastic lined “sugar bag” size sacks. If you have a local “nibblies” manufacturer, (manufracturer more to the point) keep an eye out for it.

Good place to shoot the bull for a while.

Our PM in Oz. is named Turnbull. How gratifying.

He spends his days turning “bull” into policy and legislature.

– And cafe olé, please.

I hear their Mud Pie is excellent.

In my country it’s called a Conference Room.
Except, we don’t have tea.

Steams legit

I’d rather bull shit in my hands and clap

I’ll settle for a Kool-Aid and a tall tale.

Smoke and a pancake?
Bong and a blintz?

Then there is no pleasing you!

You know what’s bullshit?

TEA! That’s what it is, TEA!

it’s tea time!
*unzips pants and squats

@timmy: Hillary switched to the Tea Party? Who knew?? 😛

Tea and sympathy? Sorry, that’s next door.

Don’t step in the free-range tea.

Doodoo or doodoo not, there is no chai.

Good tea sh!tty conversation.

So, EXACTLY like your normal coffeehouse crowd, then.