Show me your Flying Orange Pekoe.

kung fu tea has a real kick to it. And it has a punch too.

Knight to bishop four

Also do card tricks

Businessare talks chess out of the derriere.

A fighting, tea and pawn shop.

All your businessare belong to us.

Talking chess makes me board.

Everybody was kung fu fighting
their pawns were fast as lightning

Chaos han? Well, that sign certainly looks like that…

Businessare has trouble staying on topi— SQUIRREL!

After I went there I felt like I got rooked.

Buinessare has a checkered history.

Oh-hoh-hoh-hoah (e4 e5)
Everybody was hot tea drinking (Nxf 7Qf6)
There was funky Bobby Fisher and little Kasperov. (Kf3 Qc3+)
He said, here comes the bishop, let’s get it on (Bxf2#)

Yes! I’m totally in favour of anarchy.

Master, what is the meaning of life?
Shut up and finish waxing my car, grasshopper.

Chaos, kung fu, business, and chess! Who could ask for more?

Businessare! Avast me hearties! It’s off to the Spanish mainstreet to shop and talk chess!

Ahhh! A chess shop! I’m a bit peckish like…
Have you any Red Liecester?

“Do you know that I was disqualified from the Chess Tournament?”

‘Why?.’

“Bodychecking.”

Where the Kung Fu Panda goes for his meals.

Kung fu tea is a real thing:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gongfu_tea_ceremony

Business are made at here!

Reminds me of a 7-11 in Bel Air that had a tanning salon, karate school, and pawn shop above it. Stencilled on the wall near the parking spaces on the side of the building was “Parking for Tanning Karate Pawn Shop.”

Sounds more like Bizarre talk to me.

For the person who has a lot of hobbies to get off their chess

They’ve just got to keep the chaos away from the chess nerds.