Time to Celebrate!

But not at the moment

This space for rent. Talk to blue jeans for details.

Or maybe and orange top

confused whether an r or l should be used? Don’t use it at all.

Japan has talking toilets, why not have talking blue jeans?

In space, no-one can hear your blue jeans talk.

Take the oppotunity to ask blue jeans if they want to be in the same space as this hideous shirt!

Mister Blue Jeans to you, buddy!

Uh oh, a redshirt. Just a little advice, don’t volunteer for the away party or you won’t be talkin’ to nobody.

Blue Jeans: The Final Frontier

“I can tell you about the creation, the birth and death of stars and galaxies, the ultimate fate of the entire universe. What would you like to know?”

“I’m more concerned about skid marks and grass stains, actually.”

She told me her name was Billie Jean, as she caused a scene
Then every head turned with eyes that dreamed of being the one
Who will talk to on the floor in the space

So, tin foil underwear?

Oppotunity = a chance to smoke weed.

ALIEN blue jeans!

Celibate? No wonder. No one would f— you if you looked this fugly/.

Q. What do you think of Red China?

A. It makes it very difficult to find a suitable table centrepiece.

Clothes which are suitable for monochromats.

I was wondering when those two kids would get back together.

If my pants could talk…….

Can I talk with trees?

Let’s Happy New Jeans!

So jeans, what brand are you?
Guess.

“Do you like Jean Stapleton?”
“No, I don’t like jeans, and I sure wouldn’t like them stapled on!”

kick: KAAAAAHHHHHHHNNNNN!!!
blue jeans: *pokes leg around corner* yes?

An op-POT-unity to TOKE with blue jeans?

@Libra: Maureen never had that problem.

LSD is bad…mmkay?

She don’t say nothin’
But baby makes her blue jeans talk

I mean Lora not Libra.

@Miss November: If Mr. McKay thinks that LSD is so bad, he needs to try diphenhydramine (DPH) and see what a bad drug is really like. 🙂