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Does this come with sake of child?
posted on 4 Jan 2016 in Menus
Wait, didn’t you have 3 kids when you came here…
Photo courtesy of Ryan.
Menu found in Japan.
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Well you’ve got to do something with the pesky ones
Soylent Green – Chinese food edition
Not much meat on them
On the top, I wonder if the full text is “Rice Thing” or “Rice Thin”
On the bottom, eel is speed as iil, though with the items above, I think it should say ill
And some people say they don’t know what to make of kids these days.
I like children but I couldn’t eat a whole one.
Just add father
Are you kidding me?
– A grill of Barbie, a steak of Miss, some flies of French and a milk of Sheikh, please.
Obviously served with a nice Chianti and some fava beans.
That bully took a lot more than his lunch money.
Sea iil bowl, or sea ill bowel?
Whoever wrote the menu must have had beverage of adult.
Ah I’ll have the ‘For Goodness Sake!’
♫ I believe the children are the future,
treat them well and don’t put them on the menu,
don’t eat them, hell.. Just leave them alone if you’re gonna be that way ♫
-Sushi of Whitney Houston: The Greatest Sushi Of All
Could I have a side of baby carrots with that?
Waiter, there’s an heir in my soup.
Well, one of the kids did say “Eat me.”
“GET IN MY BELLY!!!”
So is this the Childrens Menu?
– Mommy, Daddy, let’s eat!
The Catholic Church has the best menu.
That figures. “The milk of human kindness” runs by the microliter in my veins.
Q: How do you like your children served?
A: Twice a day and thrice on Sundays
And people get upset over veal………
@DnT 0416
But, many a minister could at one’s whole
I suppose their chef is Julia of Child?
Mmmmm. Children of the corn!
The children are our future…
You mean, like leftovers?
The Chinese version of Hansel and Gretel.
I’ll have mine with a bit of baby oil.
@ Mr. Wrong: from real babies?
From the Birthday Dirge of cyber communities of old:
We love children, yes we do
Baked or broiled or in a stew
Far Side cartoon: A couple return home and tell an embarrassed-looking witch, “What? We hired you to watch our children and you cooked and ate them BOTH?”
Just give me a Virgin Maru; I’m the designated driver.
Eww . . . not sea iil, for the Sake of God (!!)
Clearly, this is the Menu Of Child
Sirpaulfan:
From only first cold pressed babies. Never decanter centrifuged.
Sea ILL bowl?
I never knew Kim Jong was a cricket aficianado..