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Cold cuts.

posted on 9 Jan 2016 in Chinglish, Signs

eskimo-hair

Just give me an igloo cut.

Photo courtesy of Andrew Schmidt.
Found in Beijing, China.

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algernon
algernon
10 years ago

White as snow I guess

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

I scream out of control.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

Yupik the hairstyle you want.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

To go?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

Now serving cold cuts.

timmy
timmy
10 years ago

“Come on, give me that booze, you little pumpkin pie hair cutted freak!”

algernon
algernon
10 years ago

Well if doesn’t work you can put a hat on

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
10 years ago

Not to be confused with Eskimo pie.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

The Eskimo Herr is Friedrich Nanook.

He is a great barber — just never him trim your moustache.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

He also sells Igloo. Which is the adhesive thy use to stick all those friggin blocks of ice together.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

– Honey? There’s an Eskimo in your hair!

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
10 years ago

“We make you look cool.”

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
10 years ago

We put generous helpings of blubber in your hair.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
10 years ago

The preferred barber of Mr. Freeze

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

It puts the Eskimo on its hair or else it gets sham-poo again

J-Luke
J-Luke
10 years ago

Specialized in trimming the pole region.

Long Tom
Long Tom
10 years ago

The Eskimo Pie was originally known as the I Scream bar.

Lora
Lora
10 years ago

Customer: All the fumes from the hair spray are making me hallucinate.
Barber: Oh no, those are just the Northern Lights.

Classic Steve
10 years ago

You can’t have Inuit without “In.”

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

I prefer Algonquian hair. At least it keeps my wig warm.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

I’ll have a short back and sides, and a loan of your wife for a couple of nights.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

An Eskimo’s Skiddoo breaks down. So he pushes it into town, to a mechanic. Being so hot after that effort, he goes down town to buy an ice-cream, while the mechanic looks at the machine.

He walks back ating the ice-cream, and asks the mechanic; “How is it?”

Mech; Hah! You’ve blown a seal.

skimo: NO! Honestly! I’ve just eaten an ice-cream.

sirpaulfan
sirpaulfan
10 years ago

–Does your wife wear a wig?

–I dunno. Alaska.

Myself
9 years ago

You don’t need to have good hair when it’s always under the hood of a parka!

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