Here it is. Gramps!

These be my angry shoes

Beware of Greeks baring gifts

On sale at KKK shoes.

Shoes for when your dogs are really tired and angry.

CAUTION: Slippery when old

@algernon: I’d beware of Greeks “baring” anything! 😛

Might as well get this one out of the way….

“Honey, I found one of Donald Trump’s shoes!”

Get off my damn slippers!

Its news when the Snarling Old Man bites dog

In case they try to shoe you, just re-boot.

Never mind the dog, beware of the owner.

They turned grandpa into shoes!!!!!!!!

INSTRUCTIONS:

– Do not litter
– Do not play dog in park

My toes are hangry

– Are these all right, Madam?
– Aaarrrrghhhhwwrroooaaarrrrrr!

He’s such a heel!

I wear a Large, dammit!

“Why don’t you pull your lower lip up over your head and swallow.’

Oh how I wish i could insert that old picture of John McCain… Grrrr

Part of dress code for ‘Adidas Anonymous’ meatings

At least it’s not a pair of those “Bratty little kid” shoes. They’re always sticking their tongues out at you.

Get it, because shoes have tongues? Oh, well.

Heels make me like this. Heels make me die.

Must find for father.

Well, if the shoe fits…

Must b a Golf-shoe.

It has been made from mad cows.

@Algernon & DnT.
The old Greek ships with the rams on the front, amuse me.
The thought of shiploads of Greek sailors ramming each other, reduces me to hysterics.

Grouching grampaw,
Snarling old man

@Marum:
2 cows were grazing in a pasture
cow 1 says “did you hear about that mad cow disease?”
cow 2 says “what do I care, I’m a chicken!”

Snarling, you say? Might want to get that looked at. Could be rabies, lycanthropy…

Not Alzheimers?

Snarling slipper, hidden grandpa.

Dick Cheney has his own line of footwear now?