Because everything can be a fetish.

For foot fetishists.

A shoe for those who bonk

Made to withstand lots of rapid in and out movement.

They like them long and wide

Probably not sold at the KKK shoe store

Instep is best. Put your blister to the test!

Plus built-in universal remote, Google+ integration, and email!

…if you’re into that sort of thing.

Use at home in the rain, + rain or @ rain!

Ummm…actually, they seem to be “rubbers” for your shoes…interesting Engrish!

Time Sex: Don’t do it barefoot if you don’t the rain.

To use an old Aussie expression, “Well, root my boot!”

Forget the shoes; if you need to time sex you’re doing it wrong.

This product makes the shoes suitable for seamen.

For very special occasions the Doctor would take off his trainers and put these on.

A slightly less incorrect translation would have been “one-time sex”. So this seems to be specifically designed for one-night stands.

The package mentions that these are suitable for school…

36cm x 15cm is quite a respectable “package!

If you’ve got the time, I’ve got the shoes.

My time for sex is so short, I needn’t bother taking off my shoes.

Sometimes you need a little more traction.

Because, Rule 34.

These boots were made for knockin’.

Now I understand the true story behind “There was an old woman who lived in a shoe.” and why she had so many children.

For snarling old man sex?

Cop on of these in your nuts, and you won’t feel like sex for a long time.

@DnT 0557 They’re having fantasies. Never yet heard of an Asian lady, who didn’t reach her limits at around 20cm, or usually less

there’s baseball cleats for the s&m couple

No more being self-conscious about wearing socks during sex!

There once was a lady from Crew,
Who hid her Vay-jay with a shoe,
But her lover named Noel,
Said; “There’s a hole in the sole,
And I can see your brownie there too.

@Peter 0457 if you do what @DnT 051 exhorts one to do. The rubbers may prevent little shoelets.

051 = 0510 So solly.

@Timmy 0611. It’s Ok. I believe the Duke of Wellington, didn’t take off his spurs first.

“A time sex” is a literal, character-for-character translation of 一次性, which means “disposable” or “to be used only once.” The last character can mean either “sex” or “nature, character.”

Galoshes: the ultimate sexy footwear.

Because bound feet…

Socks, socks, socks! All you people talk about is socks!

Shoe fetish?
No thanks!

Shoeless Joe needed that desperately.

“Time sex” is Engrish for “disposable”. It’s right up there with “no smorking” and “no having fun/hullaballoo/frolic” as one of the most common Engrish mistranslations. I’ve seen multiple pictures of disposable-goods aisles in Chinese supermarkets that are declared to be “Time sex area”, “A time sex thing”, or “Time sex goods”.

Do you sell business socks? …you know, for business time?!