White privilege never tasted so good.

White privilege never tasted so good.

posted on 19 Jan 2016 in Chinglish, Stationery

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Gimme a break!

Photo courtesy of Gaby Stahlecker.
Found in Chinese stationery shop.

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Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
10 years ago

Whoever wrote this horrible text has egg on their face.

algernon
algernon
10 years ago

So why are you so yellow

algernon
algernon
10 years ago

I’m worried about the one with chicken pox

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
10 years ago

Also the white egg it was also on that person’s face, and it had a same smile.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
10 years ago

Stationary that is used at the KKK shoe shop.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
10 years ago

I’d heard of the “three-fifths compromise” but I didn’t know it had applied to yellow people too.

sirpaulfan
sirpaulfan
10 years ago

Some of my best friends are white!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

Is this some kind of yolk?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

Eggmoticons are often seen on the internest.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

Your friend needs help, he’s a little cracked.

coffeebot
10 years ago

Brown Egg lives matter

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

It also introduces: – White egg and bacon – White egg, sausage and bacon – White egg and spam – White egg, bacon and spam – White egg, bacon, sausage and spam – Spam, bacon, sausage and spam – Spam, white egg, spam, spam, bacon and spam – Spam, spam, spam, white egg and spam – Spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans, spam, spam, spam and spam – Spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam and a friend egg it had a same smile with white egg on top and spam… Read more »

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

– Look, Mommy, also the yellow egg it had a same smile!

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Some of my best friends are eggs, but that doesn’t mean I want my sister to marry one.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

If a blue egg smiles at you- duck!!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

White eggs, brown eggs, they’re all the same inside.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
10 years ago

You’d smile too if you just got laid.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

The Polynesians did this all the time. They found Captain Cook to b a great navigator, and delicious with scraped coconut.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

White, black, or brown. I’ll at them all. (Hannibal Lecter)

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
10 years ago

I didn’t know some chinese are cannibals.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

Personally. I do prefer eating my yellow female friends

JimS
JimS
10 years ago

Can we all just get along?

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
10 years ago

Those brown eggs keep taking the jobs the white eggs won’t do.

Classic Steve
10 years ago

Excerpt from a bad bootleg of “Dear White People.”

pasdrole
pasdrole
10 years ago

White friends make great omelets!

Lora
Lora
10 years ago

A black hen can lay a white egg, but a white hen can’t lay a black egg.

Filboid
Filboid
10 years ago

Omelette you figure out that yolk for yourself.

Filboid
Filboid
10 years ago

All my white friends! Knock knock knock
All my white friends! Knock knock knock
All my white friends! Knock knock knock

Vulcan64
Vulcan64
10 years ago

[TLIGGER WALNING]

Kristo-Ham
Kristo-Ham
10 years ago

@Lora But a white hen can lay an egg that hatches into a black chicken, at least in Calimero: http://focus.tv5monde.com/calimero/wp-content/uploads/sites/92/2015/09/parents_cadre-1024×683.jpg

Long Tom
Long Tom
10 years ago

I remember there was a flap when she was addressing an audience who were outside during winter, and she commented about seeing white faces. She meant from snowfall, not a racial comment.

zankhana
zankhana
10 years ago

All white all white!!!!!!! It’s a poultry matter after all!

szk
szk
10 years ago

@Seventy2rd o clock

Juxtaposition with the word “egg”, my brain keep auto correcting “spam” to “sperm”

zankhana
zankhana
10 years ago

An eggshellent product!

Myself
9 years ago

That’s even racist in the world of eggs! Eggs come in many diverse colors!

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