Misses Memories

I only come out at night.

It complements Misses enimas

I misses memories when I forget to take my memory pills

The deer doeont like fangs either

fangs for the memories!

Are those memories mental or dental?

I have fangs for the mammaries.

I observe that thy keep her on a chain.

Actually both a chain and a collar.

it’s Miss Emojies, don’t get close to her.

Either I doeont get it or I already forgot. Fangs for nothing, brain!

Hell! Count Dracula! How can you bite me on the neck, from down there.

Alzheimer’s bites.

There’s no proof it says ‘memories’

Misses *emories must be a big fang of Engrish T- shirts

Fang’s shirt says “No Regrets”.

This one really speaks to me. It doeont fangs indeed! And it seems like it has been that way for years.

Where can I buy this shirt?

Ahhh, the Misses Emorie. Sandy and her sister – I remember them…good times, no regrits…

so you’re not a vampire or a werewolf…

but you could be a zombie who wants brains…

Misses Emories couldn’t get rid of her vampire problem, so she called up her friend Miss Stakes, and soon the vampires were nothing but memories.

She’s definitely missing an em or something.

Maybe the shirt is referring to emery boards (used for smoothing fingernails)?

With fangs involved, those are memories that one probably doesn’t mind missing.

I really miss my mind.