Make mine a double

I believe bacteria is a fun guy.

Food that expels the flatulence. I want bacteria fungi

Bloated flatulence cure is flatulence! Farting relieves the built up pressure.

Ringworm is both a disease and a treatment!

flatulence cures flatulence. It’s all in the fart

I cure hives by calling a beekeeper to get rid of the bees.

When it’s your legs that are bloated from flatulence, you know you’ve got a problem!

A cure hives – kills varroa mites?

Don’t believe bacteria fungi, they lie!

The above picture is what I emptied out of my shorts after a bad case of bloated flatulence.

I don’t think this is going to be a very nice restaurant.

I’m not fat. I’m just full of gas.

Let‘s sing ” I believe in Music. I believe in germs.”

Is this supposed to be food, or medicine?

Looks like the chapter index of an alternative medicine handbook…

The universal pancea – Good Whisky.

panacea

Recommended by 8 out of 10 scots.

The other two, were too drunk to answer our questions.

Galanga also makes perfect spelling but appalling grammar.

yeah, nice try attempting to pass the blame onto somebody else, we know you did it.

Also the word salad.

Gas gangrene of the legs?

Let me guess, this is either Thai or Georgian.

In bacteria fungi we trust.

The United Snakes of America

Sure, you believe bacteria’s a fungi, just don’t get him drunk. You’re lookin’ at fungi in the rearview mirror then.

That thing in the picture looks like it was really painful to expel, whichever end it was expelled from.

– Mommy, is your ring worm?

You knwo what they say, Fight flatulence with flatulence!

I’m speachress on this one.

This story started out well, but then it degraded to fart jokes.

I want to believe bacteria fungi – Fox Mulder

Magic must beat magic.

Bacteria fungi are just a figment of the imagination, you delusional sheeple.

Don’t just avoid food poisoning…EXPEL it! Dramatically!

Fungi cold medina