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We loves have it parks…
posted on 28 Jun 2021 in Signs
City hates have it too much asphalt…
Photo courtesy of Mark Schreiber.
Spotted in Tokyo.
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Blues will be envious.
What we need is a great big melting pot.
What city wouldn’t love some long green?
Green Brothers?
of course;
Jose and Pedro Mareado.
“The snot green scrotum tightening sea.” (W.C. Fields)
‘It’s not easy having green.’
– Kermit the City
(There is one, in Texas.)
Hey Green Brothers.
Is it a get-rich-quick or a salad take-away scheme?
When your grammar is just muck,
and your adage is a suck,
do not worry, you’re in luck!
#SLOGAN SISTERS
The Blues Brothers were on a mission from God.
Green Brothers are on a mission from Gaia.
Happy St. Love’s Day – plus de greenbrew, Chéri?
Ivy Leagues, meet your nemesis, Envy Town.
Alogether now: Lets green.
We also like make jealous lust for coveting – next aisle over.
You are my green brother. Don’t grass on me.
Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour’s wife, nor his ass.
That sure doesn’t leave anything to get green about.
@Marum Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour’s wife, nor *her* ass?
My sister’s name is Nilly, she’s the whore of Piccadilly,
And me father runs a Knock-shop on the Strand,
And ma brother’s doing time for a bestiality crime,
We’re the finest f—ing family in the land.
(Old English ditty. Anon)