Drinks

Drinks make up a big part of the Engrish experience. In Japan, there are about 10 vending machines per capita (well, almost 10), and you can see the latest drinks just by walking the streets. Titles change by the season so there is always a good supply.

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You should see the boxes!

posted on 23 Mar 2021 in Drinks

Repackaged for your convenience…

Photo courtesy of Daniel McGillis.
Spotted in Tokyo back in 2007.

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Tastes better than farm raised milk…

posted on 3 Mar 2021 in Containers, Drinks

Got milk? Got protection?

Photo courtesy of Ralph Clatworthy.
Found in Sapporo, Japan. 

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The only thing not messed up is the Red Lab, er never mind…

posted on 10 Dec 2020 in Chinglish, Drinks, Engrish from Other Countries

This is the fine I ever had…

Photo courtesy of Mark Pruett.
Bootleg Johnnie Walker found in Mongolia. 

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Would you like the armored 40 ounce?

posted on 26 Nov 2020 in Drinks, Signs

I miss plain old soft drinks…

Photo courtesy of Tish Hodgkinson.
Spotted in Tokyo, Japan. 

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Perfect for that empty void…

posted on 10 Sep 2020 in Drinks

Psychopaths swear by it!

Photo courtesy of Mark Schreiber.
Beer flavored non-alcoholic drink from Japan.

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He said he was going to move the capitol.

posted on 14 Feb 2020 in Bags/Packaging, Chinglish, Drinks

Photo courtesy of Joe Harris.
Packaging from China. 

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Try our shroom shake!

posted on 6 Feb 2020 in Chinglish, Drinks

Photo courtesy of Sk8r.
Found in Beijing, China. 

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Still warm!

posted on 6 Dec 2019 in Drinks

Photo courtesy of Mark Schreiber.
Found in Japan. 

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I was looking for a more libertarian drink…

posted on 29 Oct 2019 in Drinks

Photo courtesy of A.N. 

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I like a tea that commands respect

posted on 21 May 2019 in Drinks

Photo courtesy of Pili Moreno.

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