Drinks

Drinks make up a big part of the Engrish experience. In Japan, there are about 10 vending machines per capita (well, almost 10), and you can see the latest drinks just by walking the streets. Titles change by the season so there is always a good supply.

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Are you sure you don’t want the pumpkin spice?

posted on 27 Oct 2017 in Drinks, Engrish from Other Countries

161-bland-coffee

We reuse our grounds.

Photo courtesy of Richard Gannon.
Found in Ayutthaya, Thailand.

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This is how it starts…

posted on 12 Sep 2017 in Drinks, Vending Machines

please-take-our-freedom

Spreading democracy one cup at a time.

Photo courtesy of Victoria Lee.
Found in Osaka, Japan. 

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It’s the best tasted!

posted on 3 Apr 2017 in Drinks

lets-be-coffee

Please don’t be thirsty and drink this!

Photo courtesy of Terry Rose.

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Do you have any no transgenic milk?

posted on 28 Feb 2017 in Drinks

milk-which-milked

I’m into milking the milk.

Photo courtesy of J.
Found in Sendai, Japan.

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Safety sealed – pull pin to open.

posted on 1 Feb 2017 in Drinks

grenade-juice

Why do I taste C4?

Photo courtesy of Day Wrenn.

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Don’t spill’em.

posted on 14 Jan 2017 in Drinks

Boss_Guts

Hmm…tastes like regular guts.

Photo courtesy of Mark Schreiber.
Coffee found in Japan. 

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This sentence is refreshing efficiency.

posted on 22 Aug 2016 in Chinglish, Drinks

litchi-black-tea

I prefer my tea less moist.

Photo courtesy of Woody Lee.
Tea from China.

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You said you wanted something strong.

posted on 3 Aug 2016 in Drinks

pungency

…and then we fermented it for a month…

Photo courtesy of Tom Quarmby.
Tea from Japan. 

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Robot layoffs!

posted on 27 Jun 2016 in Chinglish, Drinks, Vending Machines

machine-out-of-work

Will vend for food…

Photo courtesy of Michael Smith.
Found in Shanghai, China.

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Add sugar for more diabetes.

posted on 5 Jan 2016 in Drinks, Signs

native-tea-in-mountain

Wow, my black tea only gives me hypertension.

Photo courtesy of Alexei Stephenson.
Found at Meiji Shrine in Tokyo, Japan.

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