Engrish from Other Countries

Engrish isn’t limited to Japan or China. Here are some examples from various countries.

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Confucius say eat to live, not live to eat.

Too strong—got any Tried as Best We Can salt?

Photo courtesy of Celia Randall.
Found in Malaysia.

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Got any ED ointment?

posted on 2 Feb 2021 in Engrish from Other Countries, Toiletries

No, really!  I don’t need those!

Photo courtesy of Don Beck.
Found in Korea. 

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You will also drive over spine…

posted on 1 Feb 2021 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

You will stop texting…

Photo courtesy of Adam Evans.
Found in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia. 

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If the Scarecrow was a civil engineer…

posted on 21 Jan 2021 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

Can you recommend one?

Photo courtesy of RoyG.

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At least wipe your feet first…

posted on 11 Jan 2021 in Clothing, Engrish from Other Countries

Photo courtesy of Peter Choi.
Spotted in Korea.

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The only thing not messed up is the Red Lab, er never mind…

posted on 10 Dec 2020 in Chinglish, Drinks, Engrish from Other Countries

This is the fine I ever had…

Photo courtesy of Mark Pruett.
Bootleg Johnnie Walker found in Mongolia. 

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Don’t bend over…

Looks too big.
Photo courtesy of Ramaru.
Found at a Korean market in New Jersey.
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I can’t afford different…

posted on 5 Dec 2020 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

Photo courtesy of Malena Söderlund.
Spotted in Vietnam. 

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Milk delivery…

posted on 1 Dec 2020 in Buildings, Engrish from Other Countries

Looking for material handlers…

Photo courtesy of James Murphy.
Found in Saudi Arabia. 

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Where’s the dam bathroom?

posted on 9 Nov 2020 in Engrish from Other Countries, Menus

The whole dam menu is great…

Photo courtesy of Juha Uitto.
Found in Vientiane, Laos.

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