Household Items

Supplies for the home are another source of Engrish – even paper cups are not immune.

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Turning Fall into Fail.

posted on 24 Jan 2020 in Containers, Household Items

Photo courtesy of Karin Quinn.
Found on a garbage pail. 

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Finally… one without poison…

posted on 23 Jan 2020 in Chinglish, Household Items

Photo courtesy of “Spiral”.

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Snoppy says the funniest!

posted on 21 Jan 2020 in Chinglish, Household Items

This is why I love Peenuts.

Photo courtesy of Sk8r.
Found in China. 

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I used to dehydrate mops as a kid…

posted on 3 Jan 2020 in Chinglish, Household Items, Instructions

Photo courtesy of Gav.
Mop made in China. 

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Preferred 2 to 1 over Brutality Bear

posted on 25 Nov 2019 in Household Items

Photo courtesy of Eugene Mosier.
Mug imported from China. 

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Great for ork trees.

posted on 6 Aug 2019 in Chinglish, Household Items

Give the plants a good sorking.

Photo courtesy of Russ Hawver.

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There are all kinds of farks…

posted on 12 Jul 2019 in Chinglish, Household Items

Photo courtesy of Erika T.
Vinyl placemat from China. 

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Cloak!

posted on 19 Jun 2019 in Household Items

Photo courtesy of Jenny Holt.
Found on a quilt cover from Japan. 

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I can’t tell if I turned off the lights.

posted on 5 Jun 2019 in Chinglish, Household Items, Toys

This is the last time I hire a poet for product description.

Photo courtesy of Whiteley Foster.

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It’s the Penple’s Favorite!

posted on 15 Mar 2019 in Chinglish, Household Items

Inhabiat without meat, penple.

Photo courtesy of Robert Cipriani.

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