Household Items

Supplies for the home are another source of Engrish – even paper cups are not immune.

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I can’t tell if I turned off the lights.

posted on 5 Jun 2019 in Chinglish, Household Items, Toys

This is the last time I hire a poet for product description.

Photo courtesy of Whiteley Foster.

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It’s the Penple’s Favorite!

posted on 15 Mar 2019 in Chinglish, Household Items

Inhabiat without meat, penple.

Photo courtesy of Robert Cipriani.

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Don’t lose it!

posted on 7 Mar 2019 in Household Items, Toiletries

Photo courtesy of Takaaki Furukawa.
Air freshener found in Japan.

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Peeled and sliced for the perfect fit!

posted on 22 Feb 2019 in Chinglish, Household Items

Photo courtesy of Joshua Konowe.
Three piece suit made in China.

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Much more fun than dog and wheel…

posted on 9 Oct 2018 in Household Items

Let’s learning clean from cat.

 

Photo courtesy of Erin M. Armknecht.
Lighters found in Indonesia. 

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Function as use it

posted on 4 Oct 2018 in Bags/Packaging, Chinglish, Household Items

Photo courtesy of Diego Frare.
Bought in Italy. Made in China.

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Beavers get this…

posted on 8 Jul 2018 in Household Items

wood-hunger

Photo courtesy of Jan Enkelmann.
Wood “hangers” found in Japan. 

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For those really important lists…

posted on 27 Jun 2018 in Household Items

list-guard

I told you I don’t like touching lists.

Photo courtesy of Don Burijin.
Found in Japan. 

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A lot of many people say so…

posted on 24 Jun 2018 in Containers, Household Items

Bear-Pleasurable

America’s second biggest threat: bear pleasurable.

Photo courtesy of David Neuhaus.
Found in Japan. 

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It’s all I could afford……

crap-fork

Mom didn’t like the joke.

Photo courtesy of David Conrad.
Found in Korea.

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