Instructions

The instruction category is not for everyone – none of the Engrish you see here will make Engrish of the Week. There is a demand for it however, since Engrish.com has received hundreds of submissions. Here are some of the better ones from Japan and China.

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I’ve never seen anything like it…

posted on 8 Mar 2021 in Instructions

On? Off? Unnerving…

Photo courtesy of Annick Lavoie.
Found at hotel in Hiroshima, Japan. 

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Cocoon growth – the pandemic of the 21st century…

posted on 30 Jan 2021 in Instructions

Photo courtesy of Steph Moreland. 
Mouse pad made in China.

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After throw ball, run.

posted on 26 Jan 2021 in Chinglish, Instructions, Toys

Doesn’t burn in a fire… any other way to kill it?

Photo courtesy of S.G.
Found on an old package that contained balls with real gunpowder inside.

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Wrap that neck hair! 

posted on 23 Jan 2021 in Chinglish, Instructions

Be careful of anything that emits…

Photo courtesy of David Jones.
Instructions from a dollhouse “coffee shop” model kit.

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Did I mention the hardcore?

posted on 9 Dec 2020 in Chinglish, Instructions

Asthma is hardcore’s kryptonite…

Photo courtesy of Zhora VandenBout.

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Worst poem ever…

posted on 3 Dec 2020 in Bags/Packaging, Chinglish, Instructions

Also written in China…

Photo courtesy of Clifford Feltham.

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You know what… wink wink.

posted on 15 Oct 2020 in Instructions, Signs

Squirt guns available upon request.

Photo courtesy of Oliver Papa.
Found at restaurant bathroom in Japan. 

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Yeah, because I take magnetic balls everywhere…

posted on 2 Oct 2020 in Instructions, Toys

It’s also very danger to leave on floor.

Photo courtesy of Doyle.
Instructions from little magnet balls. 

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Quicker installation if you don’t read the instructions.

posted on 29 Jun 2020 in Chinglish, Instructions

Problem is you didn’t do to anti…

Photo courtesy of G.U.
Mosquito net imported from China. 

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Please cut only adults.

posted on 9 Mar 2020 in Chinglish, Instructions

Photo courtesy of Romain Rouchet.
Found in China. 

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