Instructions

The instruction category is not for everyone – none of the Engrish you see here will make Engrish of the Week. There is a demand for it however, since Engrish.com has received hundreds of submissions. Here are some of the better ones from Japan and China.

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Quicker installation if you don’t read the instructions.

posted on 29 Jun 2020 in Chinglish, Instructions

Problem is you didn’t do to anti…

Photo courtesy of G.U.
Mosquito net imported from China. 

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Please cut only adults.

posted on 9 Mar 2020 in Chinglish, Instructions

Photo courtesy of Romain Rouchet.
Found in China. 

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There’s a methodto themadness.

posted on 19 Feb 2020 in Chinglish, Instructions

As a result of buying thank you.

Photo courtesy of Paula Fegan.

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I used to dehydrate mops as a kid…

posted on 3 Jan 2020 in Chinglish, Household Items, Instructions

Photo courtesy of Gav.
Mop made in China. 

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Mankind’s worst enemy, the elusive chothes sandwich.

posted on 12 Dec 2019 in Chinglish, Instructions, Signs

Photo courtesy of Seth Myers.
Found in China. 

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Step one, find small aircraft.

posted on 6 Nov 2019 in Chinglish, Instructions

Photo courtesy of David E.

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Billy, you can pull my finger when you’re 4…

posted on 30 Jul 2019 in Bags/Packaging, Instructions

 

 

Photo courtesy of Laura Hatten.

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This is why I have orthotics.

posted on 5 Jul 2019 in Chinglish, Instructions

Please–no more talk about shaft bending…

Photo courtesy of James Cowan.
Found on imported ping pong table.

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Did I mention it was Chinese?

posted on 26 Jun 2019 in Chinglish, Instructions

Chinaese knot good.

Photo courtesy of John Welch.
Found on a Chinese tassel. 

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Still single? Try it!

posted on 23 May 2019 in Chinglish, Instructions

Heat resistance is futile…

 

 

Photo courtesy of Annabelle. 

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