Instructions

The instruction category is not for everyone – none of the Engrish you see here will make Engrish of the Week. There is a demand for it however, since Engrish.com has received hundreds of submissions. Here are some of the better ones from Japan and China.

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Please cut only adults.

posted on 9 Mar 2020 in Chinglish, Instructions

Photo courtesy of Romain Rouchet.
Found in China. 

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There’s a methodto themadness.

posted on 19 Feb 2020 in Chinglish, Instructions

As a result of buying thank you.

Photo courtesy of Paula Fegan.

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I used to dehydrate mops as a kid…

posted on 3 Jan 2020 in Chinglish, Household Items, Instructions

Photo courtesy of Gav.
Mop made in China. 

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Mankind’s worst enemy, the elusive chothes sandwich.

posted on 12 Dec 2019 in Chinglish, Instructions, Signs

Photo courtesy of Seth Myers.
Found in China. 

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Step one, find small aircraft.

posted on 6 Nov 2019 in Chinglish, Instructions

Photo courtesy of David E.

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Billy, you can pull my finger when you’re 4…

posted on 30 Jul 2019 in Bags/Packaging, Instructions

 

 

Photo courtesy of Laura Hatten.

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This is why I have orthotics.

posted on 5 Jul 2019 in Chinglish, Instructions

Please–no more talk about shaft bending…

Photo courtesy of James Cowan.
Found on imported ping pong table.

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Did I mention it was Chinese?

posted on 26 Jun 2019 in Chinglish, Instructions

Chinaese knot good.

Photo courtesy of John Welch.
Found on a Chinese tassel. 

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Still single? Try it!

posted on 23 May 2019 in Chinglish, Instructions

Heat resistance is futile…

 

 

Photo courtesy of Annabelle. 

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Must be an xmas helicopter…

posted on 11 May 2019 in Instructions, Toys

I have afterbody issues.

Photo courtesy of Robb Koether.
Instructions from a toy helicopter. 

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