Instructions
The instruction category is not for everyone – none of the Engrish you see here will make Engrish of the Week. There is a demand for it however, since Engrish.com has received hundreds of submissions. Here are some of the better ones from Japan and China.
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Must be an xmas helicopter…
Photo courtesy of Robb Koether.
Instructions from a toy helicopter.
(83 votes, average: 4.06 out of 5)
Loading...These bowls are made for stomping!
Mommy, I have to do a private task…
Photo courtesy of Morgan Jones.
Found in Thailand hotel.
(122 votes, average: 4.70 out of 5)Loading...When they start walking…
So tender…
Photo courtesy of Zasha Weinberg.
Found at breakfast buffet in Tokyo (warning for honey).
(171 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5)Loading...Clasp too much and extinction occurs.
Photo courtesy of Cagey G.
Imported from China.
(74 votes, average: 3.91 out of 5)Loading...Don’t cover that load!
Shelf also becomes a flotation device.
Photo courtesy of Chris.
Found in Japan at public bath.
(70 votes, average: 3.86 out of 5)Loading...If when harmness, fasten fidy.
Photo courtesy of Arpa Joakim.
(58 votes, average: 4.43 out of 5)Loading...Wait, I think I left the ions on…
I told you never use electric kiln near the baby!
Photo courtesy of Lianne Cheng.
Found in Vietnam.
(99 votes, average: 4.58 out of 5)Loading...Does your entrance hole have ramp?
Go to settings, set manners mode to ON.
Photo courtesy of Cameron Tovey.
Found in Tokyo.
(121 votes, average: 4.55 out of 5)Loading...Experience? Please do acceptance.
Is that of juxtaposition? Ok, you can bring.
Photo courtesy of Bill Mauritzen.
Found at internet cafe in Tokyo.
(95 votes, average: 4.44 out of 5)Loading...It’s a sigh! Use life safety…
Don’t give harm: put on the stop!
Photo courtesy of Al.
Found in Japan.
(84 votes, average: 4.58 out of 5)Loading...
