Instructions

The instruction category is not for everyone – none of the Engrish you see here will make Engrish of the Week. There is a demand for it however, since Engrish.com has received hundreds of submissions. Here are some of the better ones from Japan and China.

Filter Posts!

Did I mention it was Chinese?

posted on 26 Jun 2019 in Chinglish, Instructions

Chinaese knot good.

Photo courtesy of John Welch.
Found on a Chinese tassel. 

1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (84 votes, average: 4.40 out of 5)
Loading...

Still single? Try it!

posted on 23 May 2019 in Chinglish, Instructions

Heat resistance is futile…

 

 

Photo courtesy of Annabelle. 

1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (105 votes, average: 4.72 out of 5)
Loading...

Must be an xmas helicopter…

posted on 11 May 2019 in Instructions, Toys

I have afterbody issues.

Photo courtesy of Robb Koether.
Instructions from a toy helicopter. 

1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (83 votes, average: 4.06 out of 5)
Loading...

These bowls are made for stomping!

posted on 11 Mar 2019 in Engrish from Other Countries, Instructions

Mommy, I have to do a private task…

Photo courtesy of Morgan Jones.
Found in Thailand hotel. 

1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (122 votes, average: 4.70 out of 5)
Loading...

When they start walking…

posted on 9 Mar 2019 in Instructions, Menus

So tender…

Photo courtesy of Zasha Weinberg.
Found at breakfast buffet in Tokyo (warning for honey). 

1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (171 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5)
Loading...

Clasp too much and extinction occurs.

posted on 16 Dec 2018 in Chinglish, Instructions

Photo courtesy of Cagey G.
Imported from China. 

1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (74 votes, average: 3.91 out of 5)
Loading...

Don’t cover that load!

posted on 25 Sep 2018 in Instructions, Signs

Shelf also becomes a flotation device.

 

Photo courtesy of Chris. 
Found in Japan at public bath. 

1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (70 votes, average: 3.86 out of 5)
Loading...

If when harmness, fasten fidy.

posted on 15 Sep 2018 in Bags/Packaging, Instructions

I’ve been doing sauna wrong all along…

Photo courtesy of Arpa Joakim.

1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (58 votes, average: 4.43 out of 5)
Loading...

Wait, I think I left the ions on…

posted on 22 Jul 2018 in Instructions

Dear-Guest

I told you never use electric kiln near the baby!

Photo courtesy of Lianne Cheng.
Found in Vietnam.

1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (99 votes, average: 4.58 out of 5)
Loading...

Does your entrance hole have ramp?

posted on 2 Mar 2018 in Instructions, Signs

time-of-an-on-store

Go to settings, set manners mode to ON.

Photo courtesy of Cameron Tovey.
Found in Tokyo. 

1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (121 votes, average: 4.55 out of 5)
Loading...
Scroll down to see more Engrish! Swipe up to see more Engrish!
Home | Brog | Store | Massage Board | Advertise | Contact Us | Disclaimer

© 1999 - 2020 Engrish.com. All rights reserved.