Instructions
The instruction category is not for everyone – none of the Engrish you see here will make Engrish of the Week. There is a demand for it however, since Engrish.com has received hundreds of submissions. Here are some of the better ones from Japan and China.
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Don’t cover that load!
Shelf also becomes a flotation device.
Photo courtesy of Chris.
Found in Japan at public bath.
(70 votes, average: 3.86 out of 5)
Loading...If when harmness, fasten fidy.
Photo courtesy of Arpa Joakim.
(58 votes, average: 4.43 out of 5)Loading...Wait, I think I left the ions on…
I told you never use electric kiln near the baby!
Photo courtesy of Lianne Cheng.
Found in Vietnam.
(99 votes, average: 4.58 out of 5)Loading...Does your entrance hole have ramp?
Go to settings, set manners mode to ON.
Photo courtesy of Cameron Tovey.
Found in Tokyo.
(121 votes, average: 4.55 out of 5)Loading...Experience? Please do acceptance.
Is that of juxtaposition? Ok, you can bring.
Photo courtesy of Bill Mauritzen.
Found at internet cafe in Tokyo.
(95 votes, average: 4.44 out of 5)Loading...It’s a sigh! Use life safety…
Don’t give harm: put on the stop!
Photo courtesy of Al.
Found in Japan.
(84 votes, average: 4.58 out of 5)Loading...Make your Bingyu dream come true!
Photo courtesy of Mark Allen.
Found in China.
(85 votes, average: 3.42 out of 5)Loading...Started off with so much promise…
Photo courtesy of Sasha Jasty.
Found at hotel in Kawasaki, Japan.
(88 votes, average: 3.60 out of 5)Loading...Please cherish to look at what you did.
Photo courtesy of Marieke van Dijk.
Found in Yunnan, China.
(121 votes, average: 4.56 out of 5)Loading...Warm reminder
Photo courtesy of Marieke van Dijk.
Found in Yunnan, China.
(96 votes, average: 4.10 out of 5)Loading...
