Instructions

The instruction category is not for everyone – none of the Engrish you see here will make Engrish of the Week. There is a demand for it however, since Engrish.com has received hundreds of submissions. Here are some of the better ones from Japan and China.

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Don’t cover that load!

posted on 25 Sep 2018 in Instructions, Signs

Shelf also becomes a flotation device.

 

Photo courtesy of Chris. 
Found in Japan at public bath. 

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If when harmness, fasten fidy.

posted on 15 Sep 2018 in Bags/Packaging, Instructions

I’ve been doing sauna wrong all along…

Photo courtesy of Arpa Joakim.

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Wait, I think I left the ions on…

posted on 22 Jul 2018 in Instructions

Dear-Guest

I told you never use electric kiln near the baby!

Photo courtesy of Lianne Cheng.
Found in Vietnam.

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Does your entrance hole have ramp?

posted on 2 Mar 2018 in Instructions, Signs

time-of-an-on-store

Go to settings, set manners mode to ON.

Photo courtesy of Cameron Tovey.
Found in Tokyo. 

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Experience? Please do acceptance.

posted on 25 Feb 2018 in Instructions, Signs

BBCafe

Is that of juxtaposition? Ok, you can bring.

Photo courtesy of Bill Mauritzen.
Found at internet cafe in Tokyo. 

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It’s a sigh! Use life safety…

posted on 7 Feb 2018 in Instructions

6-Rules-of-Skiing

Don’t give harm: put on the stop!

Photo courtesy of Al. 
Found in Japan.

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Make your Bingyu dream come true!

posted on 25 Jan 2018 in Chinglish, Instructions, Signs

information-for-by-boat

Photo courtesy of Mark Allen.
Found in China.

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Started off with so much promise…

posted on 10 Jan 2018 in Instructions

window-cleaning

Photo courtesy of Sasha Jasty.
Found at hotel in Kawasaki, Japan.

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Please cherish to look at what you did.

posted on 2 Jan 2018 in Chinglish, Instructions

attention-hotel-sign

Foul stuff is your responsible.

Photo courtesy of Marieke van Dijk.
Found in Yunnan, China.

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Warm reminder

posted on 28 Dec 2017 in Chinglish, Instructions, Signs

warm-reminder

Photo courtesy of Marieke van Dijk.
Found in Yunnan, China.

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