Signs

Signs and posters are some of the easiest places to find Engrish in Japan. Expect this category to grow even more as time goes by.

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I’m afraid of heinghts…

posted on 22 Aug 2025 in Chinglish, Signs

What happens if I buinp the conterior vehick?

Photo courtesy of Hunter Marshall.
Sign spotted in Shanghai, China. 

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I’m getting stinudous overload…

posted on 20 Aug 2025 in Signs

All this noise I won’t need any stinudants…

Photo courtesy of Higeki.
Signage in front of pachinko parlor in Japan. 

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Ramen needs a lot of direction…

posted on 19 Aug 2025 in Signs

You’ll get a letter from your waitress…

Photo courtesy of Henry Lee. 
Found in Japan. 

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Please help trash find a home…

posted on 1 Aug 2025 in Chinglish, Signs

He’s no longer with us. He got recycled…

Photo courtesy of Dominic Smith.
Spotted in China. 

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Old fashiunded…

posted on 21 Jul 2025 in Signs

Not very purivate…

Photo courtesy of Dave Lyneham.
Spotted in Japan. 

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Enjoy in the appointed swallowing zone…

posted on 18 Jul 2025 in Signs

Photo courtesy of Dave Lyneham.
Spotted in Japan. 

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I wake at the break of down…

posted on 16 Jul 2025 in Signs

It just downed on me…

Photo courtesy of JD.
Found in Kyoto, Japan. 

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He flushes when you forget…

posted on 10 Jul 2025 in Signs

Wipe out crime!

Photo courtesy of C.P.
Spotted in Japan. 

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Best strip club…

posted on 9 Jul 2025 in Buildings, Signs


I’m not shaking your hand…

Photo courtesy of Christopher S.
Spotted in Tokyo. 

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English pub I assume…

posted on 4 Jul 2025 in Engrish Leftovers, Signs

You should see limerick night…

Photo courtesy of Christian Joos.
Spotted in Japan. 

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