Signs

Signs and posters are some of the easiest places to find Engrish in Japan. Expect this category to grow even more as time goes by.

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Picnics got dark…

posted on 12 Aug 2020 in Signs

That grass don’t replant itself but you can always have another kid.

Photo courtesy of Doris K.
Found in USA. 

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Roger, light activated.

posted on 8 Aug 2020 in Chinglish, Signs

Awaiting your order, sir.

Photo courtesy of Jamie Matthews.
Spotted in China. 

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Please, before it hits the fan!

posted on 5 Aug 2020 in Chinglish, Signs

My paw just can’t work the baggies…

Found in China.

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If your smoothie persists for more than a week, consult a physician.

posted on 4 Aug 2020 in Chinglish, Menus, Signs

You’re gonna need a bigger napkin…

 

Photo courtesy of Chris Schmied.
Found in China.

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Also, don’t look at your eyes…

posted on 3 Aug 2020 in Signs

My fingers are already in violation…

Photo courtesy of Jason Feeney.
Spotted in Japan. 

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Fineliness is a lost art.

posted on 28 Jul 2020 in Signs

Do you have any Grey Poopon?

Photo courtesy of Guy.
Toilet found in Kyoto, Japan. 

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Wheelriach Accebissel

posted on 25 Jul 2020 in Chinglish, Signs

For handipacced…

Photo courtesy of R.S.
Found in China. 

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Shunts while you wait!

posted on 24 Jul 2020 in Chinglish, Signs

For all your shunting needs…

Photo courtesy of TT.

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Smoking Walk is the only time I get exercise…

posted on 15 Jul 2020 in Signs

Can I homeless?

Photo courtesy of Doris Karloff. 
Found in Japan. 

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Cat is fair game…

posted on 14 Jul 2020 in Chinglish, Signs

Well, he was humping MY leg, so…

Photo courtesy of MK.

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