Signs

Signs and posters are some of the easiest places to find Engrish in Japan. Expect this category to grow even more as time goes by.

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I swear, if you animal one more time…

posted on 26 May 2020 in Chinglish, Signs

Photo courtesy of Bryan R. 
Spotted at Taiwan University. 

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Try these roller skates…

posted on 25 May 2020 in Chinglish, Signs

Nothing to see here…

Photo courtesy of B.H.
Spotted in China. 

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They must be stopped!

posted on 23 May 2020 in Signs

What next… their noses?

Photo courtesy of Sven H.
Spotted in Japan. 

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Also try our sharp edges…

posted on 22 May 2020 in Chinglish, Signs

You’re grounded. Not.

Photo courtesy of T.S.
Sign spotted in China. 

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You don’t want to be visited by the spirit of toilets.

posted on 21 May 2020 in Signs, Toiletries

Scared the sh*t out of me!

Photo courtesy of Lane R.
Spotted in Japan.
(The original Japanese is a play on words.
Could have been translated as: “let’s treat the toilet paper kindly”) 

 

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Employee complaints are down.

posted on 19 May 2020 in Signs

Now Hiring

Photo courtesy of Dennis S.
Spotted in Japan. 

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Hand me my travel complaint phrase book…

posted on 14 May 2020 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

I flew here from NYC—impress me.

 

Photo courtesy of Arthur Galestian.
Found in a taxi cab in Bangkok, Thailand.

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That’s no extinguisher!

posted on 12 May 2020 in Chinglish, Signs

Did this skintube just get longer?

Photo courtesy of Kevin Cole. 
Spotted in China. 

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5 fingers is 4 too many.

posted on 30 Apr 2020 in Chinglish, Signs

Please endanger responsibly…

Photo courtesy of Chad H.
Found in Changsha, China. 

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This is too in real…

posted on 23 Apr 2020 in Signs

Photo courtesy of Alexander O’Neill.
Sign found outside of a hair salon in Tokyo. 

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