Signs

Signs and posters are some of the easiest places to find Engrish in Japan. Expect this category to grow even more as time goes by.

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Climb only

posted on 2 Dec 2018 in Chinglish, Signs

Shimmy instead.

 

 

 

Photo courtesy of John Wilson.
Found in China. 

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I’ll take the family discount…

posted on 1 Dec 2018 in Signs

 

 

Photo courtesy of Ken Wood. 
Found in Japan. 

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Robots are getting out of hand.

posted on 30 Nov 2018 in Signs

And just like that we had to wait…

 

 

 

Photo courtesy of Margie Kent. 
Found in Japan. 

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Folks can lift on their own time…

posted on 29 Nov 2018 in Signs

If your parents are over 1 ton, use service elevator.

Photo courtesy of Blukitty.
Found in Japan. 

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My uncoorperation directly relates to your convenience.

posted on 22 Nov 2018 in Chinglish, Signs

We can make it 5AM to midnight.

Photo courtesy of Sérgio Nogueira.
Found in China.

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Car Lives…

posted on 20 Nov 2018 in Signs

When I die, bury me in my Volvo…

Photo courtesy of Kenji Yamada.
Originally posted 9.9.2004

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Everywhore

posted on 17 Nov 2018 in Signs

Finally a juice for everywhore…

 

 

Photo courtesy of Heather Skiera.
Originally posted 12.27.2001.

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If only they had more time…

posted on 13 Nov 2018 in Signs

Sorry, one life per customer…

 

 

 

Photo courtesy of John Farrier.
Found in Japan. 

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Anything for Master!

posted on 8 Nov 2018 in Signs

 

Photo courtesy of Jennifer See.
Found in Itaewon, South Korea.

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Having a party tonight!

posted on 6 Nov 2018 in Signs

Let’s voting!

 

 

Photo courtesy of Miguel A L Esquivel.
Seen on election banner in Konomiya, Aichi-ken.
Originally posted 2008.1.8. 

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