Stationery

This is still a relatively untapped Engrish market – the Japanese love to decorate stationery, quite often with some far out Engrish.

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My kid’s lawyer will hear about this…

posted on 4 Apr 2019 in Stationery

Junior and I settled out of court.

Photo courtesy of Vincent Green.
Found on a photo album cover. 

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Photo Album

posted on 13 Nov 2018 in Stationery

The killing that lasts all year…

Photo courtesy of Marie Buda
Originally posted 22 Sep 2004.

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Monkeys are always the last to know…

posted on 11 Aug 2018 in Stationery

gogo-monkey

Photo courtesy of Sky B.
Stationery found in Japan. 

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I’m the hustess, here’s your surver…

posted on 28 Jul 2018 in Engrish from Other Countries, Stationery

without-distinction-gay

Photo courtesy of Maxwell Benedetti.
Found in a notebook from Korea.

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Her eyes are not the problem…

posted on 30 Jun 2018 in Stationery

sweet-memory

If your heart catches fire: she may be a Gorgon.

Photo courtesy of Emily Nielson.
Stationery from Korea.

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If it takes, I’m done.

posted on 15 May 2018 in Stationery

wood-factory

In time for Spring!

Photo courtesy of Thomas B.
Magnet clip found in Japan. 

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Now if we only get him to flush…

posted on 21 Apr 2018 in Engrish from Other Countries, Stationery

dary-urinating-dog

If he really was man’s best friend he’d put the lid down…

Photo courtesy of Michelle.
Stationery from Korea. 

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If you’re not sure you’re alive, think again.

posted on 16 Apr 2018 in Stationery

friend-is-this-animal

Look for more sure proofs you’re alive.

Photo courtesy of Marijke Lohman.
Notebook found in Japan. 

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Because child services

posted on 6 Apr 2018 in Stationery

Preetygirl

Some of my friends are leddy babies.

Photo courtesy of Katie Fulcher.

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Guess I’m a bear now.

posted on 18 Mar 2018 in Stationery

we-are-juice-boys

Mixer has a limited vocabulary.

Photo courtesy of David Gorman.
Stationery found in Japan. 

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