Toiletries

Tissue, toilet paper, soaps, shampoo, etc. Japan has a million different kinds of toiletries to keep people clean – and amused if you are an Engrish watcher.

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You got one minutes!

posted on 20 Oct 2020 in Chinglish, Toiletries

Photo courtesy of Guillaume LaHaye.
Lotion from China. 

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I may have to brush twice.

posted on 16 Jul 2020 in Toiletries

If your brushing ain’t got no rhythm…

Photo courtesy of Myles Davis.

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Why are you smiling? Permanent enjoy.

posted on 26 Jun 2020 in Bags/Packaging, Toiletries

 

Photo courtesy of Andres Esquivel.

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You don’t want to be visited by the spirit of toilets.

posted on 21 May 2020 in Signs, Toiletries

Scared the sh*t out of me!

Photo courtesy of Lane R.
Spotted in Japan.
(The original Japanese is a play on words.
Could have been translated as: “let’s treat the toilet paper kindly”) 

 

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We lose more pee that way…

posted on 16 Apr 2020 in Signs, Toiletries

You can’t keep a good pee down…

Photo courtesy of Brian S.
Found at Japanese hotel bathroom.

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Corona Cured!

posted on 11 Mar 2020 in Toiletries

Should be in every prepper’s kit…

Photo courtesy of Matthew Mills.
Found in Canada. 

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The urinal cake… is really cake!

posted on 21 Oct 2019 in Toiletries

Try the Margarita hand sanitizer.

Photo courtesy of Shawn.

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Tough on acne.

posted on 11 Jul 2019 in Chinglish, Toiletries

Soothes as it bruises!

Photo courtesy of Chris Lyons.
Found in China.

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That’s how napkins are made.

posted on 30 Mar 2019 in Toiletries

Honey, these towels feel used…

Photo courtesy of Orange S.
Found in Japan. 

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Don’t lose it!

posted on 7 Mar 2019 in Household Items, Toiletries

Photo courtesy of Takaaki Furukawa.
Air freshener found in Japan.

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