Toiletries

Tissue, toilet paper, soaps, shampoo, etc. Japan has a million different kinds of toiletries to keep people clean – and amused if you are an Engrish watcher.

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Let your fingers do the walking…

posted on 13 Sep 2021 in Engrish from Other Countries, Toiletries

You’ll know when it’s working…

Photo courtesy of René Fouquet.
Found in Germany. 

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I’ve seen this somewhere before…

posted on 10 Sep 2021 in Bags/Packaging, Toiletries

Photo courtesy of Riku.
Found on a mascara package. 

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Not my tile floors!

posted on 16 Jun 2021 in Household Items, Toiletries

It made it to the pantry!

Photo courtesy of Primal Convoy.
Found in Japan. 

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I always wanted more saliva…

posted on 14 Jun 2021 in Chinglish, Toiletries

Dim sores vs doing good: the choice is yours.

Photo courtesy of Kandace Singh.
Spotted in China. 

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You got 30 seconds!

posted on 19 Feb 2021 in Engrish from Other Countries, Toiletries

Photo courtesy of Alexander Severance.
Found in Mongolia.

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Got any ED ointment?

posted on 2 Feb 2021 in Engrish from Other Countries, Toiletries

No, really!  I don’t need those!

Photo courtesy of Don Beck.
Found in Korea. 

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We don’t really know what we’re doing…

posted on 23 Nov 2020 in Chinglish, Toiletries

Photo courtesy of Liem Le.
From a hotel in Shanghai, China. 

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Absorbent. Stimulating. Commanding.

posted on 22 Nov 2020 in Toiletries

Photo courtesy of Ashley Zichlin.
Found in a Tokyo hotel. 

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You got one minutes!

posted on 20 Oct 2020 in Chinglish, Toiletries

Photo courtesy of Guillaume LaHaye.
Lotion from China. 

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I may have to brush twice.

posted on 16 Jul 2020 in Toiletries

If your brushing ain’t got no rhythm…

Photo courtesy of Myles Davis.

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