Toiletries

Tissue, toilet paper, soaps, shampoo, etc. Japan has a million different kinds of toiletries to keep people clean – and amused if you are an Engrish watcher.

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Qualification rate almost 100%!

posted on 24 Jan 2017 in Chinglish, Toiletries

guolong-worth-forever-you-trust

Mom, are we fashion people?

Photo courtesy of Nikolina Søgnen.
Nail file package imported from China.

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That’s the best equipon derant state I’ve seen.

posted on 7 Nov 2016 in Chinglish, Toiletries

lairsea-skin-care

My skin is sucking oxygen like a lung!

Photo courtesy of Ian.
Found in Hong Kong.

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Mark your calendars.

posted on 13 Mar 2016 in Toiletries

enjoys-girl-at-sweet-time

We’re on a schedule.

Photo courtesy of Jeremiah Kulani Prescott.
Sponge found at Japanese supermarket in Waipahu, Hawaii.

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Must be a caucasian snail…

posted on 5 Mar 2016 in Signs, Toiletries

snail-white

Photo courtesy of Greg in Paris.
Found at Bangkok’s Suvarnabhumi Airport, Thailand.

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For meditation and beyond.

posted on 24 Feb 2016 in Bags/Packaging, Toiletries

coma-fragrance

You’ll never want to quit meditating.

Photo courtesy of Cesare Polenghi.
Incense packaging found in Japan.

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Trust me: it’s better with the mask…

posted on 28 Nov 2015 in Engrish from Other Countries, Toiletries

HorninessSleepingMask

Photo courtesy of Susan Wong.
Made in Korea, but found in California grocery store.

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Yeah, um, it’s for my…skin.

posted on 16 Oct 2015 in Chinglish, Toiletries

bath-massage-thing

I wanna know RIGHT NOW what it is and what it’s for.

Photo courtesy of Olivia V.

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For dryage.

posted on 11 Oct 2015 in Toiletries

Moistage

Got wrinklage?

Photo courtesy of Sarah B.
Lotion from Japan. 

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So cute she’ll melt your heart.

posted on 22 Sep 2015 in Engrish from Other Countries, Toiletries

corrosive-children

Keep away from children…for your own safety.

Photo courtesy of Gráinne Nielsen.

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Surprise! It doesn’t work.

posted on 28 Apr 2015 in Toiletries

Did I step in something?

Photo courtesy of Richard Moore.
Found in Sagamihara, Japan.  

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