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Japanese toys have an international following and are renowned for their quality – some for their Engrish.

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We saved by hiring children designers…

posted on 10 Jun 2021 in Chinglish, Toys

After a few days, infinite pleasure ain’t that great…

Photo courtesy of Jeremy Cooley.
Toy made in China. 

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Get it while it’s still new fangled…

posted on 5 Apr 2021 in Engrish from Other Countries, Toys

Photo courtesy of Elizabeth Mills.
Spotted in Korea. 

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After throw ball, run.

posted on 26 Jan 2021 in Chinglish, Instructions, Toys

Doesn’t burn in a fire… any other way to kill it?

Photo courtesy of S.G.
Found on an old package that contained balls with real gunpowder inside.

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Yeah, because I take magnetic balls everywhere…

posted on 2 Oct 2020 in Instructions, Toys

It’s also very danger to leave on floor.

Photo courtesy of Doyle.
Instructions from little magnet balls. 

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I lobe this!

posted on 27 Jul 2020 in Toys

I’ll habe 2, please

Photo courtesy of Stuart Byrne.
Shaved ice machine from Japan. 

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Reloading is a bitch.

posted on 27 Apr 2020 in Toys

 

Photo courtesy of Marc Shea.

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Definitely not a Lincoln…

posted on 6 Apr 2020 in Chinglish, Toys

Funny, the jail looks like a plantation…

Photo courtesy of T.R.

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Parental supervision recommended…

posted on 20 Mar 2020 in Engrish from Other Countries, Toys

Photo courtesy of TriLoomy.
Found this in Ranch Market store in Jakarta, Indonesia.

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Don’t walk toward the light!

posted on 26 Feb 2020 in Chinglish, Toys

I just wanna be faster than whom.

Photo courtesy of Josef Väcklén.

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Take yourself to grow up, too!

posted on 17 Jan 2020 in Chinglish, Toys

Don’t be stunted! Curiously growing…

Photo courtesy of Sk8r.
Found in China. 

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