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Japanese toys have an international following and are renowned for their quality – some for their Engrish.

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Take yourself to grow up, too!

posted on 17 Jan 2020 in Chinglish, Toys

Don’t be stunted! Curiously growing…

Photo courtesy of Sk8r.
Found in China. 

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It’s made of…

posted on 19 Dec 2019 in Snacks, Toys

Photo courtesy of Vincent Barnhart.
Found in a cash register play set for children. 

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It’s hard to like this…

posted on 20 Nov 2019 in Bags/Packaging, Toys

Photo courtesy of Brian Rubrecht.
Found in Toyota, Japan. 

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I wanna collect all the big cocks…

posted on 23 Sep 2019 in Engrish from Other Countries, Toys

Photo courtesy of Amy, Sara, Karen and Alice.
Found at a shop in Savar, Bangladesh.

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Big hit in the nursing home…

posted on 16 Sep 2019 in Chinglish, Toys

Because the real Santa only comes once a year.

Photo courtesy of Gecky.
Found in China. 

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I can’t tell if I turned off the lights.

posted on 5 Jun 2019 in Chinglish, Household Items, Toys

This is the last time I hire a poet for product description.

Photo courtesy of Whiteley Foster.

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Caused by Darth Virus.

posted on 28 May 2019 in Engrish from Other Countries, Toys

Steer clear of C-HIV-PO

Photo courtesy of Estelle Champagne-Welsh.
Bootleg Lego from Thailand. 

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Better visit the cuffing range…

posted on 14 May 2019 in Toys

 

 

Photo courtesy of Marc Shea.

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Must be an xmas helicopter…

posted on 11 May 2019 in Instructions, Toys

I have afterbody issues.

Photo courtesy of Robb Koether.
Instructions from a toy helicopter. 

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Comes with interrogation room!

posted on 22 Mar 2019 in Toys

 

 

 

Photo courtesy of Madison Gurnick.

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