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I can’t tell if I turned off the lights.

posted on 5 Jun 2019 in Chinglish, Household Items, Toys

This is the last time I hire a poet for product description.

Photo courtesy of Whiteley Foster.

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Caused by Darth Virus.

posted on 28 May 2019 in Engrish from Other Countries, Toys

Steer clear of C-HIV-PO

Photo courtesy of Estelle Champagne-Welsh.
Bootleg Lego from Thailand. 

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Better visit the cuffing range…

posted on 14 May 2019 in Toys

 

 

Photo courtesy of Marc Shea.

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Must be an xmas helicopter…

posted on 11 May 2019 in Instructions, Toys

I have afterbody issues.

Photo courtesy of Robb Koether.
Instructions from a toy helicopter. 

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Comes with interrogation room!

posted on 22 Mar 2019 in Toys

 

 

 

Photo courtesy of Madison Gurnick.

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Issue your children fun today!

posted on 30 Jan 2019 in Toys

Press the American car for road rage sounds…

Photo courtesy of Matt H.

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Can I get a cup that’s not so snarky?

posted on 26 Jun 2018 in Chinglish, Toys

lovely-clever-cooker-system

I think I’ll put this on the.

Photo courtesy of David Tilley.
Toy box from China. 

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Infinite fun is all my child has left…

posted on 8 May 2018 in Chinglish, Toys

pirate-ship

The store that this is pricey!

Photo courtesy of Sean McVey.
Toy from China. 

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Please be welcome.

posted on 18 Apr 2018 in Toys

magiclight

Can you press button a little faster?

Photo courtesy of Matthew Waitt.

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Tea Time, aisle 4…

posted on 21 Dec 2017 in Chinglish, Toys

mini-funny-shopping

Kids will have funny for hours…

Photo courtesy of A.P.

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