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posted on 30 Jan 2019 in Toys

Press the American car for road rage sounds…

Photo courtesy of Matt H.

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Can I get a cup that’s not so snarky?

posted on 26 Jun 2018 in Chinglish, Toys

lovely-clever-cooker-system

I think I’ll put this on the.

Photo courtesy of David Tilley.
Toy box from China. 

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Infinite fun is all my child has left…

posted on 8 May 2018 in Chinglish, Toys

pirate-ship

The store that this is pricey!

Photo courtesy of Sean McVey.
Toy from China. 

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Please be welcome.

posted on 18 Apr 2018 in Toys

magiclight

Can you press button a little faster?

Photo courtesy of Matthew Waitt.

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Tea Time, aisle 4…

posted on 21 Dec 2017 in Chinglish, Toys

mini-funny-shopping

Kids will have funny for hours…

Photo courtesy of A.P.

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Engrish perfect incarnation

posted on 3 Oct 2017 in Chinglish, Toys

perfect-incarnation

Photo courtesy of Sophie Harris.
Packaging for a ‘Barbie’ doll from China.

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Maerick, this is Goose, over.

posted on 26 Sep 2017 in Toys

superairplainest

Don’t just settle for airplane, or airplaner…

Photo courtesy of Dr. Quesadilla.

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Throw out all your old fangle!

posted on 16 Aug 2017 in Chinglish, Toys

magical-iron-board

Welcome you clean house after iron…

Photo courtesy of William Garrison.
Toy from China.

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Infinite pullulation can be yours!

posted on 8 Jul 2017 in Chinglish, Toys

super-plane

I’ve paid a lot more for far less than infinite pleasure…

Photo courtesy øf David S.
Toy from China.

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Stop comparing yourself to whom.

posted on 6 May 2017 in Bags/Packaging, Chinglish, Toys

this-board-changes-you

Mom always said I was an early challenger.

Photo courtesy of Geraldine Hancock.
From the box of a child’s scooter.

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