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Maerick, this is Goose, over.

posted on 26 Sep 2017 in Toys

superairplainest

Don’t just settle for airplane, or airplaner…

Photo courtesy of Dr. Quesadilla.

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Throw out all your old fangle!

posted on 16 Aug 2017 in Chinglish, Toys

magical-iron-board

Welcome you clean house after iron…

Photo courtesy of William Garrison.
Toy from China.

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Infinite pullulation can be yours!

posted on 8 Jul 2017 in Chinglish, Toys

super-plane

I’ve paid a lot more for far less than infinite pleasure…

Photo courtesy øf David S.
Toy from China.

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Stop comparing yourself to whom.

posted on 6 May 2017 in Bags/Packaging, Chinglish, Toys

this-board-changes-you

Mom always said I was an early challenger.

Photo courtesy of Geraldine Hancock.
From the box of a child’s scooter.

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Become a top-class superior!

posted on 25 Apr 2017 in Chinglish, Toys

game-special-boat

It usage a secret formul.

Photo courtesy of Patrik Almqvist.

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Eafter Bunny is not amused.

posted on 14 Apr 2017 in Toys

happy-eafter

I’m ready for Sunday’s feaft.

Photo courtesy of Albert.

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Engrish quantity is good

posted on 12 Mar 2017 in Bags/Packaging, Chinglish, Toys

fire-engine-toy

Photo courtesy of Zarand Schuller.
Fire engine toy from China.

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Funny wonderful, just like Vegas.

posted on 8 Mar 2017 in Chinglish, Toys

gambling-games

Thanks. Now I have infinite gambling addiction.

Photo courtesy of Georg Müller-Kaiser.
Toy set from China.

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Over my dead bady!

posted on 6 Mar 2017 in Engrish from Other Countries, Toys

heartful-bird

Photo courtesy of Jeff Reid.
Toy bird cage found in Thailand.

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Oh joy… class warfare!

posted on 20 Jan 2017 in Chinglish, Toys

polarization-of-rich-and-poor

Because 3 year olds can tell…

Photo courtesy of David & Miriam Epstein.
Toy from China.

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