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Japanese toys have an international following and are renowned for their quality – some for their Engrish.

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The newest fangle!

posted on 29 Jul 2016 in Chinglish, Toys

magic-sewer

Watch me pull a rat from my hat…

Photo courtesy of Matt Valentine.
Toy found in Hong Kong. 

1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (142 votes, average: 4.51 out of 5)
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Hands off the tiara NOW!

posted on 8 Jul 2016 in Chinglish, Toys

surprised-frisk-girl

You have the right to remain fabulous…

Photo courtesy of ‘agoodcupoftea’.
Toy imported from China. 

1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (77 votes, average: 3.77 out of 5)
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Space Flyman

posted on 14 Jun 2016 in Toys

space-flyman

When sidekicks go bad…

Photo courtesy of Bryan Sanders.

1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (91 votes, average: 3.85 out of 5)
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Did we mention that this product is the best?

posted on 23 May 2016 in Toys

the-best-product

Photo courtesy of Paul McMullan.
Found on toy package. 

1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (79 votes, average: 3.70 out of 5)
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Optional light saber lancer

posted on 25 Mar 2016 in Chinglish, Toys

star-wart

Photo courtesy of Zoltan Hegedus.
Lego knock-off found in Taichung, Taiwan.

1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (151 votes, average: 4.62 out of 5)
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What about power?

posted on 24 Jan 2016 in Chinglish, Toys

powerful-power

How does is it do against Kardashians?

Photo courtesy o Gaetan Gireme.

1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (123 votes, average: 4.05 out of 5)
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If you fun yourself you’ll go blind.

posted on 3 Jan 2016 in Toys

fun-yourself

I’m gonna need a little bigger fun.

Photo courtesy of Garrett Ouellette.

1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (101 votes, average: 3.93 out of 5)
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Me think good deal.

posted on 19 Sep 2015 in Bags/Packaging, Toys

happy-family

Photo courtesy of Jonathan Hammon.
Toys made in China, found in Oman.

1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (94 votes, average: 3.39 out of 5)
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You can’t better than!

posted on 17 Jul 2015 in Toys

nothing-can-instead

Because choices.

Photo courtesy of Magnus Bjerner
Fake McQueen toy car package. 

1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (104 votes, average: 4.08 out of 5)
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Collect all 6 bullets!

posted on 11 Jul 2015 in Toys

popular-gun

*sigh* mine only goes bang.

Photo courtesy of Kyle Dubois.

1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (96 votes, average: 3.90 out of 5)
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