Vending Machines

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Quarity over quanity…

posted on 14 Dec 2018 in Vending Machines

Choose one not feeling better: it will not satisfy.

 

 

 

Photo courtesy of Brenden Holland.
Found in Japan. 

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This is how it starts…

posted on 12 Sep 2017 in Drinks, Vending Machines

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Spreading democracy one cup at a time.

Photo courtesy of Victoria Lee.
Found in Osaka, Japan. 

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Robot layoffs!

posted on 27 Jun 2016 in Chinglish, Drinks, Vending Machines

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Will vend for food…

Photo courtesy of Michael Smith.
Found in Shanghai, China.

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It can be nothing else.

posted on 16 Nov 2015 in Vending Machines

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Let’s thirst.

Photo courtesy of George Maroudis.
Found in Japan. 

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A chief does not have…

posted on 12 Jul 2015 in Vending Machines

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Just put that thing away.

Photo courtesy of Ben Distel.
Found on drink vending machine in Japan. 

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Glory Model

posted on 28 Oct 2014 in Vending Machines, Video Games

Ya know, it IS pretty soft to look at…

Photo courtesy of Elizabeth Giles.
Change machine found at video arcade in Hiroshima, Japan. 

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What a waste of money, I haven’t cut one all day…

posted on 11 Sep 2010 in Chinglish, Vending Machines

I got an arm!

Photo courtesy of Thomas Doyle.
Found in Taichung, Taiwan.

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I eat this religiously

posted on 18 Aug 2010 in Vending Machines

….a richer, fatter life.

Photo courtesy of M.S.
Ice cream vending machine found in Japan.

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Outstanding Among Others…

posted on 3 May 2009 in Vending Machines

 

 

Photo courtesy of Jason Sinclair.
Vending machine found in Hyogo, Japan.

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50 ways to choose your cancer…

posted on 9 Feb 2009 in Vending Machines

 

Photo courtesy of Derek Duhon.
Cigarette vending machine found on street in Machida, Japan. 

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