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  1. Engrish FAQ 1 vote, average: 5.00 out of 51 vote, average: 5.00 out of 51 vote, average: 5.00 out of 51 vote, average: 5.00 out of 51 vote, average: 5.00 out of 5 (5.00 out of 5)

    Engrish.com gets questions all the time about the content of the site. This FAQ was produced in order to address the questions of those not familiar with the Engrish phenomenon.

    Concerning the Engrish Phenomenon: 1. What is Engrish? 2. Is Engrish found only in Japan? 3. Why do the Japanese try to use so much English if they can’t do it right? 4. Why can’t they get it right? Don't Japanese study the English language? 5. Why don't the Japanese check their English beforehand? 6. Is Engrish real? Those photos are doctored in Photoshop, aren’t they? 7. What are common Engrish mistakes?  8. Are these products on your site targeting Japanese people or westerners living in Japan? 9. Where does the word “Engrish” come from? Are there other words to describe it?

    Concerning the Engrish.com Website:

    10. When did you start Engrish.com? 11. I saw some of the same pictures from your site on another Engrish copycat site. Who stole from whom? 12. I would like to use some of the pictures on Engrish.com on my blog/site - would you mind? 13. Why don't you make a site showing examples of Americans using funny Japanese or Chinese characters - such as on tattoos or t-shirts?  14. Your site disgusts me. How can you make fun of others like that? They are only trying their best to use English as a second language.  15. Sure, you make fun of the Japanese, but do you speak their language (or any language other than English)?  16. Why don’t you have information about the most famous Engrish of all - “All Your Base are Belong to Us” video game?  17. Where/how can I submit pictures?  18. Where can I buy some of your Engrish products? I searched everywhere on the net, including Ebay, but cannot find anything!  19. I submitted some Engrish to you a while back but it hasn’t made the site yet- why not?  20. Can I link to Engrish.com?  21. Can we exchange links?  22. I don't like your commentary - can you take it off the site please? 23. You update every day - will you ever run out of funny Engrish?

    Concerning the Engrish Phenomenon:

    Q. What is Engrish? 

    A. Engrish can be simply defined as the humorous English mistakes that appear in Japanese advertising and product design.

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    Q. Is Engrish found only in Japan?  A. No, Engrish can be found all over the world, but the vast majority of the really funny and creative Engrish is from Japan. The webmaster has seen many examples of Engrish from around the world, but most are not fit for Engrish.com (ie – they are not funny enough). People are invited to send in Engrish from other countries (including the US) - if some really good examples come in, Engrish.com will be happy to post them.

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    Q. Why do the Japanese try to use so much English if they can’t do it right? 

    A. Most of the Engrish found on Engrish.com is not an attempt to communicate - English is used as a design element in Japanese products and advertising to give them a modern look and feel (or just to "look cool"). There is often no attempt to try to get it right, nor do the vast majority of the Japanese population (= consumers) ever attempt to read the English design element in question (the girl wearing the “Spread Beaver” shirt for example, had no idea what it said until a foreigner pointed it out to her). There is therefore less emphasis on spell checking and grammatical accuracy (note: the same can be said for the addition of Japanese or Chinese characters to hats, shirts and tattoos found in the US or Europe).

    Quite often it is easier to come up with English names than Japanese for a particular product. New products are brought to the marketplace in Japan more than anywhere else in the world and Japanese words and slogans quickly get used up. Japanese graphic designers will often tell you that English is widespread because the Japanese writing script (or scripts) limits their creativity - there are only so many ways to display their language, and only so many different types of fonts to use.

    That said, in most instances Japanese companies do get it right and quite often consult a native English speaker for corrections.

    Back to top Q. Why can’t they get it right? Don't Japanese study the English language?

    A. The Japanese educational system is one of the best in the world - one of the primary reasons Japan was able build the world's second largest economy. It is not a perfect system, however - although most Japanese study English for anywhere from 6 to 10 years as a second language, they get little practical use since there are not enough native English speakers to practice with. The fact that the grammatical structure of the two languages is quite different does not help. The Japanese language also does not contain many sounds that you find in English (see below for specific examples).

    Back to top Q. Why don't the Japanese check their English before putting them out into the world? 

    A. As stated above, many companies DO check their English before placing them on products, within advertising, etc.(these companies get it right). There are just many companies/individuals that either do not care to do so (again, in such cases English is used as facet of design more than a way to communicate), or do not have the resources to check their English - although there are many more native English speakers living in Japan now, they still comprise a very small portion of the overall population.

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    Q. Is Engrish real? Those photos are doctored in Photoshop, aren’t they? 

    A. The Engrish contained in the pages of Engrish.com are real and true examples of flawed English. Engrish.com has not touched any of the photos in any way (to enhance their humor or otherwise), except to lower their resolution and to add "www.engrish.com". The webmaster personally took many of the photos found on the site and can assure you that they are genuine. If there has been any such editing, it was done by those that forwarded Engrish.com their samples. Engrish.com scrutinizes all photos as much as possible before posting them, but we cannot rule out the possibility (however slight) that they are not genuine. If anyone can prove that a photo that Engrish.com has received from others is not real then it will be immediately removed from the site (or put into a special “fake Engrish” section). The photo below ("Fuk Mi") is an example of tampering and was sent to Engrish.com many times. The original name of the restaurant is actually Fu Kim. Although it goes without saying, this picture will never make “Engrish of the Week”. (Famous Fake Engrish)

    A note regarding "fuzzy" pixelation surrounding "suspicious" text: When scaling down the resolution of files for optimal use on the web, particles or 'fuzzy stuff' surrounding text with high contrast becomes quite noticeable. This is a natural and common occurrence that happens with real text in actual photographs when lowering their resolution as the pixels migrate to their surroundings.

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    Q. What are common Engrish mistakes?

    A. Regarding the Japanese use of English, common mistakes are most often attributed to the vast differences in their phonetic and grammatical structures as well as how the languages are used. The most common mistakes due to phonetic differences are as follows: 1. The inability to differentiate between "R" and "L" (the Japanese "R" being closer to the Spanish "R" with a trill sound); samples found within Engrish.com include "Eric Crapton"and the word "Engrish" itself. Other famous examples include the misuse of the word "erection" (instead of "election"). 2. The pronunciation "shi" (or "shee") vs. "see". Common mistakes found are variations on "shit" vs. "sit" - there have been a number of reported sightings of "baby-shitter" in place of "baby-sitter", and you can find one instance of "shituation" in place of "situation" within Engrish.com. 3. Lack of “th” or “v” sounds in Japanese - "th" is often replaced with an "s" sound, while "b" is most often substituted for "v". 4. The Japanese inability to pronounce various vowel sounds found in the English language. The Japanese language contains only 5 basic vowel sounds: "a" as in "ah", "i" as in "eee", "u" pronounced like "ooo", "e" pronounced like "eh", and "o" pronounced like "oh". Such confusion in vowel sounds can lead to examples like "fack you!" in place of "f*ck you", etc. Grammatical mistakes vary but there are a few common errors that English teachers in Japan see on a daily basis: 1. Using a noun as a verb with "Let's" as in: "Let's beer" or "Let's Kiosk" 2. Redundant wording such as: "Let's play with me!" 3. Dispense with connecting words. Example: "I feel Coke" You must be thoroughly bored by now.... no more examples

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    Q: Are these products on your site targeting Japanese people or westerners living in Japan?

    A: Most of the products you see on Engrish.com are targeting Japanese people in Japan.

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    Q. Where does the word “Engrish” come from? Are there other words to describe Japanese Engrish? 

    A. The webmaster of Engrish.com came up with the term “Engrish” to describe flawed English found in Japan and other countries. The most popular alternative word used to describe the phenomenon of Japanese English is “Japlish”. Other terms sent in to Engrish.com include: Janglish, Engelese (or Engalese), Englese, Japanglish, Jinglish and Nihonglish.

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    Concerning the Engrish.com Website:

    Q. When did you start Engrish.com? 

    A. The website was formed in 1996 and was hosted at various servers including lumine.net. Engrish.com was formally registered in 1999.

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    Q. I saw some of the same pictures from your site on a copycat site. Who stole from whom? 

    A. Engrish.com uses only original samples of Engrish either sent in by individuals for use on Engrish.com or collected personally by the webmaster. There are Engrish "copycat" sites out on the internet that have taken content directly from Engrish.com without the approval of the site's content administrator (some have gone as far as replacing the "www.engrish.com" mark with their own!). Unlike these sites, Engrish.com will never knowingly take any content from another Engrish-themed website.

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    Q. I would like to use some of the pictures on Engrish.com on my blog / website - would you mind? 

    A. Engrish.com doesn't mind if you post a few photos here and there on your blog as long as we receive credit of some kind and a link back to us (please keep the "www.engrish.com" watermark intact). Engrish.com does object to you creating a whole new "Engrish" themed website using material from Engrish.com however.

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    Q: Why don't you showcase examples of Americans/Europeans using funny Japanese or Chinese characters - such as on tattoos or t-shirts? A: If you do have any funny examples of mistaken Japanese or Chinese used by a westerner, please send them in - I would love to showcase them on the Brog!  Otherwise the best place to find the "reverse of Engrish" would be to go over to Hanzismatter and check out their collection of tattoos and clothing filled with mistaken Chinese/Japanese.

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    Q. Your site disgusts me. How can you make fun of others like that? They are only trying their best to use English as a second language. 

    A. Please remember that the point of Engrish.com is to have fun with the Engrish phenomenon, not to make fun of (criticize/mock/ridicule) the people who made it. The webmaster has taken great pains not to point out the faults of others or have a discriminatory tone - just to have fun with the results. Engrish.com does its best to stay away from any type of "ha ha – these guys are idiots" lines or insinuations. You will also find that the vast majority of the English examples on Engrish.com were produced by companies - not individuals and that most of the Engrish found within the site is not an attempt to communicate, but are examples of English being used as a design element.

    At any rate, if anyone can point out anything in the site that is blatantly racist or otherwise uncool (and Engrish.com agrees with you), we will happily change the content of the site.

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    Q. Sure, you make fun of the Japanese, but do you speak their language (or any language)?  A. The webmaster of Engrish.com lived in Japan for ten years - three of which were spent as a student learning the language, and the other seven working for companies in various positions (none involved English teaching) which required that he speak, read and write Japanese 80-100% of the time. The webmaster can therefore say with confidence that he is fluent in Japanese, but is by no means a 'native' speaker. Back to top Q. Why don’t you have information about the most famous Engrish of all - “All Your Base are Belong to Us” video game?  A. I never thought it was that funny - plus there is enough coverage of that game as is. Back to top Q. Where/how can I submit pictures?  A. Please go here for information on how to submit Engrish photos. Back to top Q. Where can I buy some of your Engrish products? I searched everywhere on the net, including Ebay, but cannot find anything!  A. Engrish.com started selling Engrish products back in November 1, 2002. Original t-shirts and other Engrish-based merchandise are now available for purchase in all native English speaking countries. Check the link at the top of this page. Back to top Q. I submitted some Engrish to you a while back but it hasn’t made the site yet? Why not?  A. There are two basic hurdles to your Engrish submission making the site: #1. So much Engrish - Engrish.com receives quite a bit of Engrish every day and the number of Engrish photos in our archives is reaching staggering proportions. Your Engrish could be waiting in line right now. #2. Humor factor - Engrish.com sorts through the multitude of Engrish to look for only the funniest examples (determined by the webmaster) for inclusion on the site. If your Engrish is not that funny, it may never make the site - sorry. Back to top Q. Can I link to Engrish.com?  A. By all means, spread the word! You don't have to ask. Back to top Q. Can we exchange links? A. Engrish.com only links to sites containing original Engrish or related content. If your site does not fit this description, I am sorry – no. Back to top Q. I don't like your commentary - can you take it off the site please? A. I realize that my commentary is not for everyone, but a clear majority of the people who write in seem to enjoy it. The commentary will stay, so I would suggest that you ignore it as best you can. Back to top Q. You update every day - will you ever run out of funny Engrish? A. Rest assured - Engrish.com keeps an archive of enough funny Engrish examples to last many years. There are many new examples sent in every day, so I do not anticipate a shortage.
  2. Submit Your Engrish 1 vote, average: 5.00 out of 51 vote, average: 5.00 out of 51 vote, average: 5.00 out of 51 vote, average: 5.00 out of 51 vote, average: 5.00 out of 5 (5.00 out of 5)

    Engrish.com loves to receive new Engrish. Submitting your Engrish has never been easier! No pesky rules - just a couple of quick guidelines:

    1. Engrish.com prefers JPEG / JPG formatted files at the highest resolution possible. Please do not ZIP your files (any ".zip" files will be mistaken for a virus and automatically deleted). All text is welcome.

    2. Try to surf as much of Engrish.com as possible to see if your Engrish is already here (you may want to try the search feature at the top of each page).

    3. Email all submissions to webmaster-AT-engrish.com (note to net novices: subsitute "-AT-" with an "@" mark) When sending in Engrish, please also take note of the following:

    • Images and text sent to Engrish.com via email are sent with the understanding that they may be used somewhere on the website, but there is no guarantee that any one submission will make it to the site.
    • Engrish submissions may be edited or formatted to the discretion of the webmaster.
    • By sending in images, you warrant that you are the author and sole owner of the copyright for that particular image or images and that they do not violate the rights of any third party or are unlawful in content.
    • Engrish.com will do its best to credit those who wish to make it known that they submitted a particular Engrish phenomenon, but on occasion names get lost in the shuffle. On the other hand, if you do not want your name posted on the site, please state so when submitting the Engrish.
    • Engrish.com may use photos submitted for PR purposes to help promote the site.
    • Please note that the webmaster cannot always write back to everyone all the time.

    Thanks for your help!

    Webmaster - Engrish.com

  3. Disclaimer 1 vote, average: 5.00 out of 51 vote, average: 5.00 out of 51 vote, average: 5.00 out of 51 vote, average: 5.00 out of 51 vote, average: 5.00 out of 5 (5.00 out of 5)

    Engrish is Real

    The Engrish contained in the pages of this site are real and true examples of flawed English. To the best of our knowledge, none of the images have been doctored in any way (other than to lower the resolution of the images).

    Engrish.com Uses Only Original Material

    Please note that Engrish.com uses only original samples of Engrish either sent in by individuals for use on Engrish.com or collected personally by the webmaster. Though it may not be an original concept, Engrish.com was the first major site on the Internet to introduce Engrish to the world (the word "Engrish" was coined by Engrish.com). Beware of Engrish "copycat" sites out on the internet that have taken content directly from Engrish.com without the approval of the site's content administrator. Unlike these sites, Engrish.com will never knowingly take any content from another website.

     

    Take My Photo Down!

    We respect your intellectual property rights. If you own any rights to images or works contained herein (and can provide us with proof of ownership) and would like Engrish.com to take a particular photograph off of the site, please write in to us and we will do our best to remedy the situation as soon as possible (by removing your photo if necessary). Please remember that this website is all in fun, and is not intended as a malicious attack on any person, group of people, company or product (see below).

     

    No Offense Meant - Really!

    Among the thousands of emails received by Engrish.com, there have been about one or two that have questioned the political correctness of the site. Obviously everyone is entitled to their own opinions, but I think that it is important to state here that Engrish.com was produced for entertainment purposes only - not to offend a particular race, people, or society. Anyone who has lived in Japan for an extended amount of time will tell you that Japanese corporations come up with some interesting and oftentimes funny English. The webmaster of this site lived in Japan for over 10 years and loves the people and culture. If anyone can point out anything in the site that is blatantly racist or otherwise uncool (and I agree with you), I will happily change the content of the site.

    Thank you for your understanding!

  4. Hotel menu from Saudi Arabia 227 votes, average: 4.85 out of 5227 votes, average: 4.85 out of 5227 votes, average: 4.85 out of 5227 votes, average: 4.85 out of 5227 votes, average: 4.85 out of 5 (4.85 out of 5)

    Photo courtesy of John Whitney Pettit. From a hotel in Saudi Arabia. 

  5. I was conceived in a head-on collision. 169 votes, average: 4.85 out of 5169 votes, average: 4.85 out of 5169 votes, average: 4.85 out of 5169 votes, average: 4.85 out of 5169 votes, average: 4.85 out of 5 (4.85 out of 5)

    I had an accident 18 years ago, now I have to pay for its college.

    Photo courtesy of Michael T. Spotted in India. 

  6. Employee complaints are down. 135 votes, average: 4.84 out of 5135 votes, average: 4.84 out of 5135 votes, average: 4.84 out of 5135 votes, average: 4.84 out of 5135 votes, average: 4.84 out of 5 (4.84 out of 5)

    Now Hiring

    Photo courtesy of Dennis S. Spotted in Japan. 

  7. Now I’m hungry. 130 votes, average: 4.83 out of 5130 votes, average: 4.83 out of 5130 votes, average: 4.83 out of 5130 votes, average: 4.83 out of 5130 votes, average: 4.83 out of 5 (4.83 out of 5)

    Photo courtesy of Joseph T. Found in Beijing restaurant.

  8. 404 Barber not found. 148 votes, average: 4.82 out of 5148 votes, average: 4.82 out of 5148 votes, average: 4.82 out of 5148 votes, average: 4.82 out of 5148 votes, average: 4.82 out of 5 (4.82 out of 5)

    Are you sure you wish to exit salon?

    Photo courtesy of Sarah Z. Found in China.

  9. i’m bubble tea 1,835 votes, average: 4.81 out of 51,835 votes, average: 4.81 out of 51,835 votes, average: 4.81 out of 51,835 votes, average: 4.81 out of 51,835 votes, average: 4.81 out of 5 (4.81 out of 5)

    Do you kiss your mom with that straw?

    Photo from Tr3v0r via Reddit (used with permission). Found in Thailand.  

  10. I’m running out of places where I can dumb. 186 votes, average: 4.81 out of 5186 votes, average: 4.81 out of 5186 votes, average: 4.81 out of 5186 votes, average: 4.81 out of 5186 votes, average: 4.81 out of 5 (4.81 out of 5)

    If you can read this you're halfway there...

    Photo courtesy of Glenn Havinoviski. Found in Japan (meant to say "do not dump here").

  11. It’s stranger than fiction. 110 votes, average: 4.81 out of 5110 votes, average: 4.81 out of 5110 votes, average: 4.81 out of 5110 votes, average: 4.81 out of 5110 votes, average: 4.81 out of 5 (4.81 out of 5)

    You can’t handle it...

    Photo courtesy of Jaume Ros.  Found in Datong, China. 

  12. If the flames don’t get ya, the explosions will… 4,108 votes, average: 4.79 out of 54,108 votes, average: 4.79 out of 54,108 votes, average: 4.79 out of 54,108 votes, average: 4.79 out of 54,108 votes, average: 4.79 out of 5 (4.79 out of 5)

    Fight fire with fire!

     

    Photo courtesy of Nick Cunningham.

    Found in China. 

  13. Then say someone made you do it… 2,335 votes, average: 4.79 out of 52,335 votes, average: 4.79 out of 52,335 votes, average: 4.79 out of 52,335 votes, average: 4.79 out of 52,335 votes, average: 4.79 out of 5 (4.79 out of 5)

    Make it look like an accident...

     

    Photo courtesy of 'Yangyang'. Found in a park in Nanjing, China.

  14. The fish suck anyway… 425 votes, average: 4.79 out of 5425 votes, average: 4.79 out of 5425 votes, average: 4.79 out of 5425 votes, average: 4.79 out of 5425 votes, average: 4.79 out of 5 (4.79 out of 5)

    Photo courtesy of Rasmus Mortensen. Menu spotted in Yangshuo, China.

  15. By Order 387 votes, average: 4.79 out of 5387 votes, average: 4.79 out of 5387 votes, average: 4.79 out of 5387 votes, average: 4.79 out of 5387 votes, average: 4.79 out of 5 (4.79 out of 5)

    eating-carpet-prohibited

    Photo courtesy of ХАТТОРИ Кэихо. Found in India.

  16. I always wondered where the Grinch lived… 5,787 votes, average: 4.78 out of 55,787 votes, average: 4.78 out of 55,787 votes, average: 4.78 out of 55,787 votes, average: 4.78 out of 55,787 votes, average: 4.78 out of 5 (4.78 out of 5)

    And have a nice day...

    Sign found in Malaysia.

  17. They gotta do something about their chickens… 2,361 votes, average: 4.78 out of 52,361 votes, average: 4.78 out of 52,361 votes, average: 4.78 out of 52,361 votes, average: 4.78 out of 52,361 votes, average: 4.78 out of 5 (4.78 out of 5)

     

    Photo courtesy of Kimi Farley. Chinese menu.  

  18. Diarrhoea 2,254 votes, average: 4.78 out of 52,254 votes, average: 4.78 out of 52,254 votes, average: 4.78 out of 52,254 votes, average: 4.78 out of 52,254 votes, average: 4.78 out of 5 (4.78 out of 5)

    Photo courtesy of Jude Simmonds. Found in Japanese women's magazine.

  19. Instructions for the tourist… 1,915 votes, average: 4.78 out of 51,915 votes, average: 4.78 out of 51,915 votes, average: 4.78 out of 51,915 votes, average: 4.78 out of 51,915 votes, average: 4.78 out of 5 (4.78 out of 5)

    Photo courtesy of Alison Honey. Sign found at mall in Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia. Some have suggested Paragon Mall is in Bangkok or Singapore.

  20. Blendy 1,524 votes, average: 4.78 out of 51,524 votes, average: 4.78 out of 51,524 votes, average: 4.78 out of 51,524 votes, average: 4.78 out of 51,524 votes, average: 4.78 out of 5 (4.78 out of 5)

    Someone call Social Services!

    Photo courtesy of Cindy Carl.

  21. I blame myself… 1,493 votes, average: 4.78 out of 51,493 votes, average: 4.78 out of 51,493 votes, average: 4.78 out of 51,493 votes, average: 4.78 out of 51,493 votes, average: 4.78 out of 5 (4.78 out of 5)

    I don't know where we went wrong...

    Photo courtesy of Matt Groth. Found at Asian supermarket in Sydney, Australia.

  22. Looks legit… 725 votes, average: 4.78 out of 5725 votes, average: 4.78 out of 5725 votes, average: 4.78 out of 5725 votes, average: 4.78 out of 5725 votes, average: 4.78 out of 5 (4.78 out of 5)

    Photo courtesy of E.F. Notebook found in China.

  23. Please check pockets for children 426 votes, average: 4.78 out of 5426 votes, average: 4.78 out of 5426 votes, average: 4.78 out of 5426 votes, average: 4.78 out of 5426 votes, average: 4.78 out of 5 (4.78 out of 5)

    Do not iron children under 12

    Photo courtesy of D.S.

  24. Crab for all situations 255 votes, average: 4.78 out of 5255 votes, average: 4.78 out of 5255 votes, average: 4.78 out of 5255 votes, average: 4.78 out of 5255 votes, average: 4.78 out of 5 (4.78 out of 5)

    crab-cooks-whore-dust

    Photo courtesy of Jon Henderson. Found in Thailand.

  25. Coke will have that effect on you… 250 votes, average: 4.78 out of 5250 votes, average: 4.78 out of 5250 votes, average: 4.78 out of 5250 votes, average: 4.78 out of 5250 votes, average: 4.78 out of 5 (4.78 out of 5)

    pee-soon

    Photo courtesy of Jet Fraer. Found on Koh Samui, Thailand. 

  26. I’m not looking forward to this. 222 votes, average: 4.78 out of 5222 votes, average: 4.78 out of 5222 votes, average: 4.78 out of 5222 votes, average: 4.78 out of 5222 votes, average: 4.78 out of 5 (4.78 out of 5)

    various-types-of-dread

    Photo courtesy of James Bourne. Found at breakfast buffet in Wuxi, China hotel.

  27. This may be just my opinion… 201 votes, average: 4.78 out of 5201 votes, average: 4.78 out of 5201 votes, average: 4.78 out of 5201 votes, average: 4.78 out of 5201 votes, average: 4.78 out of 5 (4.78 out of 5)

    think-of-cakes

    Cakes are my safe place.

    Photo courtesy of Kevin Kelm. Found in China.

  28. I’ll have what she’s having… 177 votes, average: 4.78 out of 5177 votes, average: 4.78 out of 5177 votes, average: 4.78 out of 5177 votes, average: 4.78 out of 5177 votes, average: 4.78 out of 5 (4.78 out of 5)

    Photo courtesy of BB. Found in Thailand. 

  29. Grow hands in designated areas only. 166 votes, average: 4.78 out of 5166 votes, average: 4.78 out of 5166 votes, average: 4.78 out of 5166 votes, average: 4.78 out of 5166 votes, average: 4.78 out of 5 (4.78 out of 5)

    grow-hand-in-a-fence

    Grow your hands to yourself.

    Photo courtesy of Michael Morefield. Found at an aquarium in Japan. 

  30. It’s around here somewhere… 2,234 votes, average: 4.77 out of 52,234 votes, average: 4.77 out of 52,234 votes, average: 4.77 out of 52,234 votes, average: 4.77 out of 52,234 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5 (4.77 out of 5)

    Photo courtesy of Eric Stephens. Found while on a hike in China.

  31. Be careful what you pick up… 2,105 votes, average: 4.77 out of 52,105 votes, average: 4.77 out of 52,105 votes, average: 4.77 out of 52,105 votes, average: 4.77 out of 52,105 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5 (4.77 out of 5)

    No really honey, I picked it up at the store...

    Photo courtesy of Christopher Lees. Found in a Riyadh Supermarket.

  32. You’ll block traffic 1,897 votes, average: 4.77 out of 51,897 votes, average: 4.77 out of 51,897 votes, average: 4.77 out of 51,897 votes, average: 4.77 out of 51,897 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5 (4.77 out of 5)

    Those committing suicide will be severely punished...

    Photo courtesy of "KK @_@". Found in Taipei, Taiwan.

  33. Manicure Set 1,810 votes, average: 4.77 out of 51,810 votes, average: 4.77 out of 51,810 votes, average: 4.77 out of 51,810 votes, average: 4.77 out of 51,810 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5 (4.77 out of 5)

    Photo courtesy of Kay Streubel.

  34. Having a party tonight! 1,692 votes, average: 4.77 out of 51,692 votes, average: 4.77 out of 51,692 votes, average: 4.77 out of 51,692 votes, average: 4.77 out of 51,692 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5 (4.77 out of 5)

    Let's voting!

       

    Photo courtesy of Miguel A L Esquivel. Seen on election banner in Konomiya, Aichi-ken. Originally posted 2008.1.8. 

  35. Thank you stayed here. 1,656 votes, average: 4.77 out of 51,656 votes, average: 4.77 out of 51,656 votes, average: 4.77 out of 51,656 votes, average: 4.77 out of 51,656 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5 (4.77 out of 5)

     

    Photo courtesy of Eric Martins. Found posted on bathroom door at Japan hotel. 

  36. Hey, you gotta do your part… 1,589 votes, average: 4.77 out of 51,589 votes, average: 4.77 out of 51,589 votes, average: 4.77 out of 51,589 votes, average: 4.77 out of 51,589 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5 (4.77 out of 5)

    And if you're dead, please get to a hospital...

    Photo courtesy of John V. Found in Shanghai, China.

  37. Which way to the normal doctor? 1,387 votes, average: 4.77 out of 51,387 votes, average: 4.77 out of 51,387 votes, average: 4.77 out of 51,387 votes, average: 4.77 out of 51,387 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5 (4.77 out of 5)

    Mrs. Jones, the biopsy revealed malignant tissue. We're going to have to microwave and melt.

    Photo courtesy of Frank Wang. Found at hospital in Xin Jiang, China.

  38. That sign is definitely in English 1,230 votes, average: 4.77 out of 51,230 votes, average: 4.77 out of 51,230 votes, average: 4.77 out of 51,230 votes, average: 4.77 out of 51,230 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5 (4.77 out of 5)

    Photo courtesy of Kent O. Found at the Shanghai Zoo.  

  39. No pissing… 1,182 votes, average: 4.77 out of 51,182 votes, average: 4.77 out of 51,182 votes, average: 4.77 out of 51,182 votes, average: 4.77 out of 51,182 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5 (4.77 out of 5)

    Photo courtesy of Mike Pierre. Found in an elevator in Roppongi, Tokyo. Japanese reads: "Urinating here is prohibited. A security camera is recording."

  40. Sorry, I mangled my rpp,faco;otoes.of! 1,142 votes, average: 4.77 out of 51,142 votes, average: 4.77 out of 51,142 votes, average: 4.77 out of 51,142 votes, average: 4.77 out of 51,142 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5 (4.77 out of 5)

    The guests really enjoy our exquisity bustibles...

     

    Photo courtesy of Dave Chadwick. Found in China hotel room. 

  41. Oh, I’m beyond pissed! 1,026 votes, average: 4.77 out of 51,026 votes, average: 4.77 out of 51,026 votes, average: 4.77 out of 51,026 votes, average: 4.77 out of 51,026 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5 (4.77 out of 5)

    Photo courtesy of Tammy Sawyer. Found in Korea.

  42. Not even if it starts begging you… 979 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5979 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5979 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5979 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5979 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5 (4.77 out of 5)

    Photo courtesy of Ray Purdy. Bathroom sign found at National Taiwan University.

  43. Cafeteria Sign 893 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5893 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5893 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5893 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5893 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5 (4.77 out of 5)

    I give my life and my company, but

    they just keep demanding more...

     

    Photo courtesy of Brian Medower.

    Taken from a cafeteria in Taiwan.

  44. Even the dog is hot… 851 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5851 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5851 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5851 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5851 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5 (4.77 out of 5)

    Photo courtesy of Sam Carter. Found at restaurant in Beijing, China.

  45. They lose it anyway 821 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5821 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5821 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5821 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5821 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5 (4.77 out of 5)

    Photo courtesy of Karyn Adams.

    Found in Hanoi, Vietnam.

  46. Wipe slo-o-owly… 772 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5772 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5772 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5772 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5772 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5 (4.77 out of 5)

    You'll frighten the urinals...

    Photo courtesy of Kassidy Clark. Toilet sign found in Shanghai, China.

  47. Cute Curry 700 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5700 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5700 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5700 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5700 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5 (4.77 out of 5)

    This is quite different than the 100% cheerful curry

    using mild Japanese apples and

    cute hamsters I am used to...

     

    Photo courtesy of Killane.

  48. I have a dream 643 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5643 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5643 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5643 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5643 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5 (4.77 out of 5)

    Photo courtesy of Mike Dubois. Sign spotted in China.

  49. Rubbish 627 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5627 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5627 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5627 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5627 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5 (4.77 out of 5)

    In the name of the Lord, I cast thee into the trash...  

    Photo courtesy of Iain Inglis.

    Sign found in Wuhan, China. 

  50. I just wanted to swim… 620 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5620 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5620 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5620 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5620 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5 (4.77 out of 5)

    Photo courtesy of H. Foster. Found in Thailand.

  51. Miss Urine Tester USA 587 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5587 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5587 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5587 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5587 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5 (4.77 out of 5)

    Everyone had a good time at the Miss Urine Tester pageant...  

    Photo courtesy of Steven Swenson.

  52. If you’re happy and you know it,… 583 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5583 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5583 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5583 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5583 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5 (4.77 out of 5)

    Photo courtesy of methshin.  Spotted at Golden Temple in Kyoto, Japan.

  53. Passive Aggressive Engrish 551 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5551 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5551 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5551 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5551 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5 (4.77 out of 5)

    Or we wont supply you with the antidote...

    Photo courtesy of Juan Igualada. Found in a restaurant in Guangzhou, China.

  54. Picking up bad habits from the Germans… 519 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5519 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5519 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5519 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5519 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5 (4.77 out of 5)

    Photo courtesy of Carl Grice. Found at hotel in China. 

  55. You had me at miscellaneous… 426 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5426 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5426 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5426 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5426 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5 (4.77 out of 5)

    Photo courtesy of Melissa Pocek. Menu found in Shanghai, China. 

  56. English textbook from China 422 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5422 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5422 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5422 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5422 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5 (4.77 out of 5)

    Leirn Eingsh today!

    Photo courtesy of Nicholas Fung. English textbook from China. 

  57. You want lives? We got lives 382 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5382 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5382 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5382 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5382 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5 (4.77 out of 5)

    I swear we don't want to drink your blood!

    Photo courtesy of Peter Roberts. Found in China. 

  58. Meal pattern baldness 343 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5343 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5343 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5343 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5343 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5 (4.77 out of 5)

    menu

    Photo courtesy of Laszlo Wagner. Menu from Pingyao, China.

  59. Can you fix this curtain, too? 266 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5266 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5266 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5266 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5266 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5 (4.77 out of 5)

    lampshade-is-broken

    Well...I'll be a snake-head fish uncle!

    Photo courtesy of Robert Neal. Menu found in Thailand. 

  60. Sick of all these whores tramping around… 265 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5265 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5265 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5265 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5265 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5 (4.77 out of 5)

    no-whores

    Photo courtesy of Jacques Saph. Found in Finland. 

  61. Look, stuff happens! 256 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5256 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5256 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5256 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5256 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5 (4.77 out of 5)

    one-man-die-i-dont-know

    Photo courtesy of Dave G. Found in Gangwon Province, S. Korea.

  62. Please riconsider… 250 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5250 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5250 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5250 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5250 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5 (4.77 out of 5)

    for-hang-yourself

    Adjust the noose and hang the whole family!

    Photo courtesy of Stacy Johnson. Hanger accessory found in Japan. 

  63. English Engrish 242 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5242 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5242 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5242 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5242 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5 (4.77 out of 5)

    welsh-lady-ass-fudge

    Photo courtesy of Bret Mackenzie. Found at a Tesco in the UK.

  64. Damn kids… 212 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5212 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5212 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5212 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5212 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5 (4.77 out of 5)

    kids-sucks

    Photo courtesy of Thochen. Found in Taipei, Taiwan. Should be "kids socks".

  65. Good news! 206 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5206 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5206 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5206 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5206 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5 (4.77 out of 5)

    in-love-with-small-cock

    It's how you use it...

    Photo courtesy of Alexander Redfield. Menu spotted in Beijing, China.

  66. Choose wisely on erection day… 202 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5202 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5202 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5202 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5202 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5 (4.77 out of 5)

    erection-in-progress

    Photo courtesy of Ami Tham. Found in Singapore.

  67. When they start walking… 173 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5173 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5173 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5173 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5173 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5 (4.77 out of 5)

    So tender...

    Photo courtesy of Zasha Weinberg. Found at breakfast buffet in Tokyo (warning for honey). 

  68. Create + apt = crap 130 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5130 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5130 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5130 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5130 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5 (4.77 out of 5)

    Photo courtesy of Cmsci. Found in Manila, Philippines.

  69. Knowledge doesn’t leave much to the imagination… 124 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5124 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5124 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5124 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5124 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5 (4.77 out of 5)

    Photo courtesy of Yici He. T-shirt found in Beijing.

  70. Or you could use the door on the right… 2,321 votes, average: 4.76 out of 52,321 votes, average: 4.76 out of 52,321 votes, average: 4.76 out of 52,321 votes, average: 4.76 out of 52,321 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5 (4.76 out of 5)

    Too bad Kool Aid man thinks running low on sugar is an 'emergency'...

     

    Photo courtesy of 'elfpoo'. Found in Okayama, Japan. 

  71. Browntooth enabled… 1,896 votes, average: 4.76 out of 51,896 votes, average: 4.76 out of 51,896 votes, average: 4.76 out of 51,896 votes, average: 4.76 out of 51,896 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5 (4.76 out of 5)
    Let me call you back, we've got a crappy connection...

    Seen in Manzhouli, China.

  72. Air extra… 1,853 votes, average: 4.76 out of 51,853 votes, average: 4.76 out of 51,853 votes, average: 4.76 out of 51,853 votes, average: 4.76 out of 51,853 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5 (4.76 out of 5)

    ¥100 in kiddie pool...

     

    Photo courtesy of Lucia. Found in Hainan, China.  

  73. Schedule Book 1,353 votes, average: 4.76 out of 51,353 votes, average: 4.76 out of 51,353 votes, average: 4.76 out of 51,353 votes, average: 4.76 out of 51,353 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5 (4.76 out of 5)

  74. Creepy grass sign 1,268 votes, average: 4.76 out of 51,268 votes, average: 4.76 out of 51,268 votes, average: 4.76 out of 51,268 votes, average: 4.76 out of 51,268 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5 (4.76 out of 5)

     

    Photo courtesy of HKhung. Found in China. 

  75. Guess you won’t be taking the rainbow sherbet… 1,100 votes, average: 4.76 out of 51,100 votes, average: 4.76 out of 51,100 votes, average: 4.76 out of 51,100 votes, average: 4.76 out of 51,100 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5 (4.76 out of 5)

    Anything in between, like binapple juice?

    Photo courtesy of Judith Schaechter. Drinks found at Japanese supermarket.

  76. Fresh Air 875 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5875 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5875 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5875 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5875 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5 (4.76 out of 5)

     

    Photo courtesy of Christopher Cheung. Found in China.  

  77. It’s Portable! 853 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5853 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5853 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5853 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5853 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5 (4.76 out of 5)

    Becomes a stationary object when placed on surfaces...  

    Photo courtesy of 'Leaf'.

    Found in USA.

  78. And you gonna be sorry… 777 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5777 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5777 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5777 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5777 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5 (4.76 out of 5)

     

     

     

    Photo courtesy of Jeremy Ervine.

    Found at Japanese ski resort. 

  79. Try “sorry”… 768 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5768 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5768 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5768 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5768 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5 (4.76 out of 5)

    Photo courtesy of Christina Bauer. Found in Shibuya, Tokyo.

  80. In Soviet Russia… 689 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5689 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5689 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5689 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5689 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5 (4.76 out of 5)

    Photo courtesy of  Михаил Исмаилов. Menu found in Russia.

  81. Don’t say I didn’t warn you 617 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5617 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5617 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5617 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5617 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5 (4.76 out of 5)

    I regret this meal already

    Photo courtesy of D. Hildebrand. Found in Beijing, China. 

  82. Failure to understand Japanese is no excuse 584 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5584 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5584 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5584 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5584 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5 (4.76 out of 5)

    That's not even the funniest part! The back side says ロープの外側に戻れ!

    Sign says: 'Danger - do not enter within these limits'. Photo courtesy of Keith Bower. Found in Kyoto, Japan.

  83. Preferably head first… 571 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5571 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5571 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5571 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5571 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5 (4.76 out of 5)

    Crash carefully...

    Photo courtesy of Angus Fursdon-Welsh. Found in Yunnan, China.

  84. I am a little butch though… 544 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5544 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5544 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5544 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5544 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5 (4.76 out of 5)

    Photo courtesy of Shida Roslan. T-shirt spotted in Japan.  

  85. Chinese Water Closet 520 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5520 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5520 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5520 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5520 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5 (4.76 out of 5)

    You're lucky we give you toiletpaper...  

    Photo courtesy of Saara Halmetoja.

    Sign found in China. 

  86. Just minutes or hours from your home 465 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5465 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5465 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5465 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5465 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5 (4.76 out of 5)

    Where the customer is always or never right...

    Photo courtesy of Steve Finney. Sign found in Brooklyn, NY. 

  87. That’s what they told me to write! 458 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5458 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5458 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5458 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5458 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5 (4.76 out of 5)

    Photo courtesy of RC. Found in Oman. 

  88. Because alcohol and gasoline do mix 449 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5449 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5449 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5449 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5449 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5 (4.76 out of 5)

    Photo courtesy of Stemiz.  Found in Japan.

  89. Filled up on bread? 447 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5447 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5447 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5447 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5447 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5 (4.76 out of 5)

    Pass the butter. Pass the butter. Pass the butter.

    Photo courtesy of Tony S.

  90. Welcome menu 441 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5441 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5441 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5441 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5441 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5 (4.76 out of 5)

    Photo courtesy of Ian. Menu found in China. 

  91. Now slather it good with a basecoat… 417 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5417 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5417 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5417 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5417 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5 (4.76 out of 5)

    Photo courtesy of F. Clark.

  92. “Nailpolish remover” that simply removes the nail. 405 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5405 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5405 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5405 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5405 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5 (4.76 out of 5)

    Photo courtesy of Tony Thompson. Variation of this set posted here previously.

  93. Feel THIS 385 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5385 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5385 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5385 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5385 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5 (4.76 out of 5)

    I feel you selling me something...

    Photo courtesy of Barton Soucy. Spotted in Japan jewelry shop. 

  94. Hold on to your psychopaths 332 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5332 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5332 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5332 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5332 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5 (4.76 out of 5)

    Photo courtesy of Jonathan Goodchild. Spotted in China. 

  95. Child run around in evident of parent people absent. 270 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5270 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5270 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5270 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5270 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5 (4.76 out of 5)

    These rule has you in decline of tip.

    Photo courtesy of Patti Wagner. Found at French Restaurant in Tokyo, Japan. 

  96. You can’t just have one! 264 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5264 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5264 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5264 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5264 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5 (4.76 out of 5)

    It's mostly hands on business

    Photo courtesy of Brigitte Durnwald. Found in Hanoi, Vietnam.  

  97. Tao Te Rope 249 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5249 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5249 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5249 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5249 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5 (4.76 out of 5)

    Now I don't have to look for trouble

    Photo courtesy of Tom Newhall. Found near Mt. Aso, near Beppu Japan. 

  98. I hate that chicken… 247 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5247 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5247 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5247 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5247 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5 (4.76 out of 5)

    Spicy_chicken_asshole

    Chicken, why you gotta be that way?

    Photo courtesy of Philip Campbell.

  99. Both loud and fragrant… 233 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5233 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5233 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5233 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5233 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5 (4.76 out of 5)

    Photo courtesy of Graeme Hayes. Found on a menu in Bangkok, Thailand. 

  100. Make mine a double 199 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5199 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5199 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5199 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5199 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5 (4.76 out of 5)

    i-believe-bacterial-fungi

    Bacteria fungi would never lie...

    Photo courtesy of Tyler Wood.

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