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  1. Submit Your Engrish 1 vote, average: 5.00 out of 51 vote, average: 5.00 out of 51 vote, average: 5.00 out of 51 vote, average: 5.00 out of 51 vote, average: 5.00 out of 5 (5.00 out of 5)

    Engrish.com loves to receive new Engrish. Submitting your Engrish has never been easier! No pesky rules - just a couple of quick guidelines:

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  2. Disclaimer 1 vote, average: 5.00 out of 51 vote, average: 5.00 out of 51 vote, average: 5.00 out of 51 vote, average: 5.00 out of 51 vote, average: 5.00 out of 5 (5.00 out of 5)

    Engrish is Real

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    No Offense Meant - Really!

    Among the thousands of emails received by Engrish.com, there have been about one or two that have questioned the political correctness of the site. Obviously everyone is entitled to their own opinions, but I think that it is important to state here that Engrish.com was produced for entertainment purposes only - not to offend a particular race, people, or society. Anyone who has lived in Japan for an extended amount of time will tell you that Japanese corporations come up with some interesting and oftentimes funny English. The webmaster of this site lived in Japan for over 10 years and loves the people and culture. If anyone can point out anything in the site that is blatantly racist or otherwise uncool (and I agree with you), I will happily change the content of the site.

    Thank you for your understanding!

  3. I was conceived in a head-on collision. 185 votes, average: 4.85 out of 5185 votes, average: 4.85 out of 5185 votes, average: 4.85 out of 5185 votes, average: 4.85 out of 5185 votes, average: 4.85 out of 5 (4.85 out of 5)

    I had an accident 18 years ago, now I have to pay for its college.

    Photo courtesy of Michael T. Spotted in India. 

  4. Employee complaints are down. 142 votes, average: 4.85 out of 5142 votes, average: 4.85 out of 5142 votes, average: 4.85 out of 5142 votes, average: 4.85 out of 5142 votes, average: 4.85 out of 5 (4.85 out of 5)

    Now Hiring

    Photo courtesy of Dennis S. Spotted in Japan. 

  5. Hotel menu from Saudi Arabia 237 votes, average: 4.83 out of 5237 votes, average: 4.83 out of 5237 votes, average: 4.83 out of 5237 votes, average: 4.83 out of 5237 votes, average: 4.83 out of 5 (4.83 out of 5)

    Photo courtesy of John Whitney Pettit. From a hotel in Saudi Arabia. 

  6. 404 Barber not found. 161 votes, average: 4.83 out of 5161 votes, average: 4.83 out of 5161 votes, average: 4.83 out of 5161 votes, average: 4.83 out of 5161 votes, average: 4.83 out of 5 (4.83 out of 5)

    Are you sure you wish to exit salon?

    Photo courtesy of Sarah Z. Found in China.

  7. Now I’m hungry. 139 votes, average: 4.83 out of 5139 votes, average: 4.83 out of 5139 votes, average: 4.83 out of 5139 votes, average: 4.83 out of 5139 votes, average: 4.83 out of 5 (4.83 out of 5)

    Photo courtesy of Joseph T. Found in Beijing restaurant.

  8. It’s stranger than fiction. 119 votes, average: 4.82 out of 5119 votes, average: 4.82 out of 5119 votes, average: 4.82 out of 5119 votes, average: 4.82 out of 5119 votes, average: 4.82 out of 5 (4.82 out of 5)

    You can’t handle it...

    Photo courtesy of Jaume Ros.  Found in Datong, China. 

  9. i’m bubble tea 1,844 votes, average: 4.81 out of 51,844 votes, average: 4.81 out of 51,844 votes, average: 4.81 out of 51,844 votes, average: 4.81 out of 51,844 votes, average: 4.81 out of 5 (4.81 out of 5)

    Do you kiss your mom with that straw?

    Photo from Tr3v0r via Reddit (used with permission). Found in Thailand.  

  10. I’m running out of places where I can dumb. 187 votes, average: 4.81 out of 5187 votes, average: 4.81 out of 5187 votes, average: 4.81 out of 5187 votes, average: 4.81 out of 5187 votes, average: 4.81 out of 5 (4.81 out of 5)

    If you can read this you're halfway there...

    Photo courtesy of Glenn Havinoviski. Found in Japan (meant to say "do not dump here").

  11. If the flames don’t get ya, the explosions will… 4,111 votes, average: 4.79 out of 54,111 votes, average: 4.79 out of 54,111 votes, average: 4.79 out of 54,111 votes, average: 4.79 out of 54,111 votes, average: 4.79 out of 5 (4.79 out of 5)

    Fight fire with fire!

     

    Photo courtesy of Nick Cunningham.

    Found in China. 

  12. Then say someone made you do it… 2,339 votes, average: 4.79 out of 52,339 votes, average: 4.79 out of 52,339 votes, average: 4.79 out of 52,339 votes, average: 4.79 out of 52,339 votes, average: 4.79 out of 5 (4.79 out of 5)

    Make it look like an accident...

     

    Photo courtesy of 'Yangyang'. Found in a park in Nanjing, China.

  13. The fish suck anyway… 425 votes, average: 4.79 out of 5425 votes, average: 4.79 out of 5425 votes, average: 4.79 out of 5425 votes, average: 4.79 out of 5425 votes, average: 4.79 out of 5 (4.79 out of 5)

    Photo courtesy of Rasmus Mortensen. Menu spotted in Yangshuo, China.

  14. By Order 387 votes, average: 4.79 out of 5387 votes, average: 4.79 out of 5387 votes, average: 4.79 out of 5387 votes, average: 4.79 out of 5387 votes, average: 4.79 out of 5 (4.79 out of 5)

    eating-carpet-prohibited

    Photo courtesy of ХАТТОРИ Кэихо. Found in India.

  15. I always wondered where the Grinch lived… 5,789 votes, average: 4.78 out of 55,789 votes, average: 4.78 out of 55,789 votes, average: 4.78 out of 55,789 votes, average: 4.78 out of 55,789 votes, average: 4.78 out of 5 (4.78 out of 5)

    And have a nice day...

    Sign found in Malaysia.

  16. They gotta do something about their chickens… 2,361 votes, average: 4.78 out of 52,361 votes, average: 4.78 out of 52,361 votes, average: 4.78 out of 52,361 votes, average: 4.78 out of 52,361 votes, average: 4.78 out of 5 (4.78 out of 5)

     

    Photo courtesy of Kimi Farley. Chinese menu.  

  17. Diarrhoea 2,254 votes, average: 4.78 out of 52,254 votes, average: 4.78 out of 52,254 votes, average: 4.78 out of 52,254 votes, average: 4.78 out of 52,254 votes, average: 4.78 out of 5 (4.78 out of 5)

    Photo courtesy of Jude Simmonds. Found in Japanese women's magazine.

  18. Instructions for the tourist… 1,917 votes, average: 4.78 out of 51,917 votes, average: 4.78 out of 51,917 votes, average: 4.78 out of 51,917 votes, average: 4.78 out of 51,917 votes, average: 4.78 out of 5 (4.78 out of 5)

    Photo courtesy of Alison Honey. Sign found at mall in Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia. Some have suggested Paragon Mall is in Bangkok or Singapore.

  19. Blendy 1,525 votes, average: 4.78 out of 51,525 votes, average: 4.78 out of 51,525 votes, average: 4.78 out of 51,525 votes, average: 4.78 out of 51,525 votes, average: 4.78 out of 5 (4.78 out of 5)

    Someone call Social Services!

    Photo courtesy of Cindy Carl.

  20. I blame myself… 1,494 votes, average: 4.78 out of 51,494 votes, average: 4.78 out of 51,494 votes, average: 4.78 out of 51,494 votes, average: 4.78 out of 51,494 votes, average: 4.78 out of 5 (4.78 out of 5)

    I don't know where we went wrong...

    Photo courtesy of Matt Groth. Found at Asian supermarket in Sydney, Australia.

  21. Looks legit… 725 votes, average: 4.78 out of 5725 votes, average: 4.78 out of 5725 votes, average: 4.78 out of 5725 votes, average: 4.78 out of 5725 votes, average: 4.78 out of 5 (4.78 out of 5)

    Photo courtesy of E.F. Notebook found in China.

  22. Please check pockets for children 426 votes, average: 4.78 out of 5426 votes, average: 4.78 out of 5426 votes, average: 4.78 out of 5426 votes, average: 4.78 out of 5426 votes, average: 4.78 out of 5 (4.78 out of 5)

    Do not iron children under 12

    Photo courtesy of D.S.

  23. Look, stuff happens! 258 votes, average: 4.78 out of 5258 votes, average: 4.78 out of 5258 votes, average: 4.78 out of 5258 votes, average: 4.78 out of 5258 votes, average: 4.78 out of 5 (4.78 out of 5)

    one-man-die-i-dont-know

    Photo courtesy of Dave G. Found in Gangwon Province, S. Korea.

  24. Crab for all situations 255 votes, average: 4.78 out of 5255 votes, average: 4.78 out of 5255 votes, average: 4.78 out of 5255 votes, average: 4.78 out of 5255 votes, average: 4.78 out of 5 (4.78 out of 5)

    crab-cooks-whore-dust

    Photo courtesy of Jon Henderson. Found in Thailand.

  25. Coke will have that effect on you… 251 votes, average: 4.78 out of 5251 votes, average: 4.78 out of 5251 votes, average: 4.78 out of 5251 votes, average: 4.78 out of 5251 votes, average: 4.78 out of 5 (4.78 out of 5)

    pee-soon

    Photo courtesy of Jet Fraer. Found on Koh Samui, Thailand. 

  26. I’m not looking forward to this. 223 votes, average: 4.78 out of 5223 votes, average: 4.78 out of 5223 votes, average: 4.78 out of 5223 votes, average: 4.78 out of 5223 votes, average: 4.78 out of 5 (4.78 out of 5)

    various-types-of-dread

    Photo courtesy of James Bourne. Found at breakfast buffet in Wuxi, China hotel.

  27. This may be just my opinion… 201 votes, average: 4.78 out of 5201 votes, average: 4.78 out of 5201 votes, average: 4.78 out of 5201 votes, average: 4.78 out of 5201 votes, average: 4.78 out of 5 (4.78 out of 5)

    think-of-cakes

    Cakes are my safe place.

    Photo courtesy of Kevin Kelm. Found in China.

  28. I’ll have what she’s having… 177 votes, average: 4.78 out of 5177 votes, average: 4.78 out of 5177 votes, average: 4.78 out of 5177 votes, average: 4.78 out of 5177 votes, average: 4.78 out of 5 (4.78 out of 5)

    Photo courtesy of BB. Found in Thailand. 

  29. When they start walking… 175 votes, average: 4.78 out of 5175 votes, average: 4.78 out of 5175 votes, average: 4.78 out of 5175 votes, average: 4.78 out of 5175 votes, average: 4.78 out of 5 (4.78 out of 5)

    So tender...

    Photo courtesy of Zasha Weinberg. Found at breakfast buffet in Tokyo (warning for honey). 

  30. Grow hands in designated areas only. 167 votes, average: 4.78 out of 5167 votes, average: 4.78 out of 5167 votes, average: 4.78 out of 5167 votes, average: 4.78 out of 5167 votes, average: 4.78 out of 5 (4.78 out of 5)

    grow-hand-in-a-fence

    Grow your hands to yourself.

    Photo courtesy of Michael Morefield. Found at an aquarium in Japan. 

  31. Knowledge doesn’t leave much to the imagination… 125 votes, average: 4.78 out of 5125 votes, average: 4.78 out of 5125 votes, average: 4.78 out of 5125 votes, average: 4.78 out of 5125 votes, average: 4.78 out of 5 (4.78 out of 5)

    Photo courtesy of Yici He. T-shirt found in Beijing.

  32. It’s around here somewhere… 2,236 votes, average: 4.77 out of 52,236 votes, average: 4.77 out of 52,236 votes, average: 4.77 out of 52,236 votes, average: 4.77 out of 52,236 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5 (4.77 out of 5)

    Photo courtesy of Eric Stephens. Found while on a hike in China.

  33. Be careful what you pick up… 2,106 votes, average: 4.77 out of 52,106 votes, average: 4.77 out of 52,106 votes, average: 4.77 out of 52,106 votes, average: 4.77 out of 52,106 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5 (4.77 out of 5)

    No really honey, I picked it up at the store...

    Photo courtesy of Christopher Lees. Found in a Riyadh Supermarket.

  34. You’ll block traffic 1,897 votes, average: 4.77 out of 51,897 votes, average: 4.77 out of 51,897 votes, average: 4.77 out of 51,897 votes, average: 4.77 out of 51,897 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5 (4.77 out of 5)

    Those committing suicide will be severely punished...

    Photo courtesy of "KK @_@". Found in Taipei, Taiwan.

  35. Manicure Set 1,811 votes, average: 4.77 out of 51,811 votes, average: 4.77 out of 51,811 votes, average: 4.77 out of 51,811 votes, average: 4.77 out of 51,811 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5 (4.77 out of 5)

    Photo courtesy of Kay Streubel.

  36. Having a party tonight! 1,695 votes, average: 4.77 out of 51,695 votes, average: 4.77 out of 51,695 votes, average: 4.77 out of 51,695 votes, average: 4.77 out of 51,695 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5 (4.77 out of 5)

    Let's voting!

       

    Photo courtesy of Miguel A L Esquivel. Seen on election banner in Konomiya, Aichi-ken. Originally posted 2008.1.8. 

  37. Thank you stayed here. 1,656 votes, average: 4.77 out of 51,656 votes, average: 4.77 out of 51,656 votes, average: 4.77 out of 51,656 votes, average: 4.77 out of 51,656 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5 (4.77 out of 5)

     

    Photo courtesy of Eric Martins. Found posted on bathroom door at Japan hotel. 

  38. Hey, you gotta do your part… 1,590 votes, average: 4.77 out of 51,590 votes, average: 4.77 out of 51,590 votes, average: 4.77 out of 51,590 votes, average: 4.77 out of 51,590 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5 (4.77 out of 5)

    And if you're dead, please get to a hospital...

    Photo courtesy of John V. Found in Shanghai, China.

  39. Which way to the normal doctor? 1,387 votes, average: 4.77 out of 51,387 votes, average: 4.77 out of 51,387 votes, average: 4.77 out of 51,387 votes, average: 4.77 out of 51,387 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5 (4.77 out of 5)

    Mrs. Jones, the biopsy revealed malignant tissue. We're going to have to microwave and melt.

    Photo courtesy of Frank Wang. Found at hospital in Xin Jiang, China.

  40. That sign is definitely in English 1,230 votes, average: 4.77 out of 51,230 votes, average: 4.77 out of 51,230 votes, average: 4.77 out of 51,230 votes, average: 4.77 out of 51,230 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5 (4.77 out of 5)

    Photo courtesy of Kent O. Found at the Shanghai Zoo.  

  41. No pissing… 1,184 votes, average: 4.77 out of 51,184 votes, average: 4.77 out of 51,184 votes, average: 4.77 out of 51,184 votes, average: 4.77 out of 51,184 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5 (4.77 out of 5)

    Photo courtesy of Mike Pierre. Found in an elevator in Roppongi, Tokyo. Japanese reads: "Urinating here is prohibited. A security camera is recording."

  42. Sorry, I mangled my rpp,faco;otoes.of! 1,142 votes, average: 4.77 out of 51,142 votes, average: 4.77 out of 51,142 votes, average: 4.77 out of 51,142 votes, average: 4.77 out of 51,142 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5 (4.77 out of 5)

    The guests really enjoy our exquisity bustibles...

     

    Photo courtesy of Dave Chadwick. Found in China hotel room. 

  43. Oh, I’m beyond pissed! 1,026 votes, average: 4.77 out of 51,026 votes, average: 4.77 out of 51,026 votes, average: 4.77 out of 51,026 votes, average: 4.77 out of 51,026 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5 (4.77 out of 5)

    Photo courtesy of Tammy Sawyer. Found in Korea.

  44. Not even if it starts begging you… 980 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5980 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5980 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5980 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5980 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5 (4.77 out of 5)

    Photo courtesy of Ray Purdy. Bathroom sign found at National Taiwan University.

  45. Cafeteria Sign 893 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5893 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5893 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5893 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5893 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5 (4.77 out of 5)

    I give my life and my company, but

    they just keep demanding more...

     

    Photo courtesy of Brian Medower.

    Taken from a cafeteria in Taiwan.

  46. Even the dog is hot… 851 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5851 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5851 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5851 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5851 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5 (4.77 out of 5)

    Photo courtesy of Sam Carter. Found at restaurant in Beijing, China.

  47. They lose it anyway 821 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5821 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5821 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5821 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5821 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5 (4.77 out of 5)

    Photo courtesy of Karyn Adams.

    Found in Hanoi, Vietnam.

  48. Wipe slo-o-owly… 773 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5773 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5773 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5773 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5773 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5 (4.77 out of 5)

    You'll frighten the urinals...

    Photo courtesy of Kassidy Clark. Toilet sign found in Shanghai, China.

  49. Cute Curry 700 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5700 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5700 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5700 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5700 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5 (4.77 out of 5)

    This is quite different than the 100% cheerful curry

    using mild Japanese apples and

    cute hamsters I am used to...

     

    Photo courtesy of Killane.

  50. In Soviet Russia… 690 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5690 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5690 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5690 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5690 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5 (4.77 out of 5)

    Photo courtesy of  Михаил Исмаилов. Menu found in Russia.

  51. I have a dream 643 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5643 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5643 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5643 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5643 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5 (4.77 out of 5)

    Photo courtesy of Mike Dubois. Sign spotted in China.

  52. Rubbish 627 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5627 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5627 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5627 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5627 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5 (4.77 out of 5)

    In the name of the Lord, I cast thee into the trash...  

    Photo courtesy of Iain Inglis.

    Sign found in Wuhan, China. 

  53. I just wanted to swim… 620 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5620 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5620 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5620 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5620 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5 (4.77 out of 5)

    Photo courtesy of H. Foster. Found in Thailand.

  54. Miss Urine Tester USA 589 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5589 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5589 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5589 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5589 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5 (4.77 out of 5)

    Everyone had a good time at the Miss Urine Tester pageant...  

    Photo courtesy of Steven Swenson.

  55. If you’re happy and you know it,… 585 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5585 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5585 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5585 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5585 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5 (4.77 out of 5)

    Photo courtesy of methshin.  Spotted at Golden Temple in Kyoto, Japan.

  56. Passive Aggressive Engrish 552 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5552 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5552 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5552 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5552 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5 (4.77 out of 5)

    Or we wont supply you with the antidote...

    Photo courtesy of Juan Igualada. Found in a restaurant in Guangzhou, China.

  57. Picking up bad habits from the Germans… 520 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5520 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5520 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5520 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5520 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5 (4.77 out of 5)

    Photo courtesy of Carl Grice. Found at hotel in China. 

  58. You had me at miscellaneous… 427 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5427 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5427 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5427 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5427 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5 (4.77 out of 5)

    Photo courtesy of Melissa Pocek. Menu found in Shanghai, China. 

  59. English textbook from China 423 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5423 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5423 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5423 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5423 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5 (4.77 out of 5)

    Leirn Eingsh today!

    Photo courtesy of Nicholas Fung. English textbook from China. 

  60. You want lives? We got lives 382 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5382 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5382 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5382 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5382 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5 (4.77 out of 5)

    I swear we don't want to drink your blood!

    Photo courtesy of Peter Roberts. Found in China. 

  61. Meal pattern baldness 343 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5343 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5343 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5343 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5343 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5 (4.77 out of 5)

    menu

    Photo courtesy of Laszlo Wagner. Menu from Pingyao, China.

  62. Sick of all these whores tramping around… 267 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5267 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5267 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5267 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5267 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5 (4.77 out of 5)

    no-whores

    Photo courtesy of Jacques Saph. Found in Finland. 

  63. Can you fix this curtain, too? 266 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5266 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5266 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5266 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5266 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5 (4.77 out of 5)

    lampshade-is-broken

    Well...I'll be a snake-head fish uncle!

    Photo courtesy of Robert Neal. Menu found in Thailand. 

  64. Please riconsider… 251 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5251 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5251 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5251 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5251 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5 (4.77 out of 5)

    for-hang-yourself

    Adjust the noose and hang the whole family!

    Photo courtesy of Stacy Johnson. Hanger accessory found in Japan. 

  65. English Engrish 243 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5243 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5243 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5243 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5243 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5 (4.77 out of 5)

    welsh-lady-ass-fudge

    Photo courtesy of Bret Mackenzie. Found at a Tesco in the UK.

  66. Damn kids… 214 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5214 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5214 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5214 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5214 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5 (4.77 out of 5)

    kids-sucks

    Photo courtesy of Thochen. Found in Taipei, Taiwan. Should be "kids socks".

  67. Good news! 208 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5208 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5208 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5208 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5208 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5 (4.77 out of 5)

    in-love-with-small-cock

    It's how you use it...

    Photo courtesy of Alexander Redfield. Menu spotted in Beijing, China.

  68. Choose wisely on erection day… 202 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5202 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5202 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5202 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5202 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5 (4.77 out of 5)

    erection-in-progress

    Photo courtesy of Ami Tham. Found in Singapore.

  69. One major slip, and… 126 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5126 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5126 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5126 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5126 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5 (4.77 out of 5)

    Photo courtesy of R.W. Spotted in Hong Kong.

  70. Sometimes we wish you were someone else… 95 votes, average: 4.77 out of 595 votes, average: 4.77 out of 595 votes, average: 4.77 out of 595 votes, average: 4.77 out of 595 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5 (4.77 out of 5)

    Photo courtesy of Graeme Hayes. Spotted in Saudi Arabia. 

  71. Or you could use the door on the right… 2,321 votes, average: 4.76 out of 52,321 votes, average: 4.76 out of 52,321 votes, average: 4.76 out of 52,321 votes, average: 4.76 out of 52,321 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5 (4.76 out of 5)

    Too bad Kool Aid man thinks running low on sugar is an 'emergency'...

     

    Photo courtesy of 'elfpoo'. Found in Okayama, Japan. 

  72. Browntooth enabled… 1,897 votes, average: 4.76 out of 51,897 votes, average: 4.76 out of 51,897 votes, average: 4.76 out of 51,897 votes, average: 4.76 out of 51,897 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5 (4.76 out of 5)
    Let me call you back, we've got a crappy connection...

    Seen in Manzhouli, China.

  73. Air extra… 1,853 votes, average: 4.76 out of 51,853 votes, average: 4.76 out of 51,853 votes, average: 4.76 out of 51,853 votes, average: 4.76 out of 51,853 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5 (4.76 out of 5)

    ¥100 in kiddie pool...

     

    Photo courtesy of Lucia. Found in Hainan, China.  

  74. Schedule Book 1,353 votes, average: 4.76 out of 51,353 votes, average: 4.76 out of 51,353 votes, average: 4.76 out of 51,353 votes, average: 4.76 out of 51,353 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5 (4.76 out of 5)

  75. Creepy grass sign 1,268 votes, average: 4.76 out of 51,268 votes, average: 4.76 out of 51,268 votes, average: 4.76 out of 51,268 votes, average: 4.76 out of 51,268 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5 (4.76 out of 5)

     

    Photo courtesy of HKhung. Found in China. 

  76. Guess you won’t be taking the rainbow sherbet… 1,100 votes, average: 4.76 out of 51,100 votes, average: 4.76 out of 51,100 votes, average: 4.76 out of 51,100 votes, average: 4.76 out of 51,100 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5 (4.76 out of 5)

    Anything in between, like binapple juice?

    Photo courtesy of Judith Schaechter. Drinks found at Japanese supermarket.

  77. Fresh Air 875 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5875 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5875 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5875 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5875 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5 (4.76 out of 5)

     

    Photo courtesy of Christopher Cheung. Found in China.  

  78. It’s Portable! 854 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5854 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5854 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5854 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5854 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5 (4.76 out of 5)

    Becomes a stationary object when placed on surfaces...  

    Photo courtesy of 'Leaf'.

    Found in USA.

  79. And you gonna be sorry… 777 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5777 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5777 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5777 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5777 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5 (4.76 out of 5)

     

     

     

    Photo courtesy of Jeremy Ervine.

    Found at Japanese ski resort. 

  80. Try “sorry”… 768 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5768 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5768 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5768 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5768 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5 (4.76 out of 5)

    Photo courtesy of Christina Bauer. Found in Shibuya, Tokyo.

  81. Don’t say I didn’t warn you 620 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5620 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5620 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5620 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5620 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5 (4.76 out of 5)

    I regret this meal already

    Photo courtesy of D. Hildebrand. Found in Beijing, China. 

  82. Failure to understand Japanese is no excuse 585 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5585 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5585 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5585 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5585 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5 (4.76 out of 5)

    That's not even the funniest part! The back side says ロープの外側に戻れ!

    Sign says: 'Danger - do not enter within these limits'. Photo courtesy of Keith Bower. Found in Kyoto, Japan.

  83. Preferably head first… 571 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5571 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5571 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5571 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5571 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5 (4.76 out of 5)

    Crash carefully...

    Photo courtesy of Angus Fursdon-Welsh. Found in Yunnan, China.

  84. I am a little butch though… 545 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5545 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5545 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5545 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5545 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5 (4.76 out of 5)

    Photo courtesy of Shida Roslan. T-shirt spotted in Japan.  

  85. Chinese Water Closet 522 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5522 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5522 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5522 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5522 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5 (4.76 out of 5)

    You're lucky we give you toiletpaper...  

    Photo courtesy of Saara Halmetoja.

    Sign found in China. 

  86. Just minutes or hours from your home 465 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5465 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5465 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5465 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5465 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5 (4.76 out of 5)

    Where the customer is always or never right...

    Photo courtesy of Steve Finney. Sign found in Brooklyn, NY. 

  87. That’s what they told me to write! 458 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5458 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5458 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5458 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5458 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5 (4.76 out of 5)

    Photo courtesy of RC. Found in Oman. 

  88. Because alcohol and gasoline do mix 449 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5449 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5449 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5449 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5449 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5 (4.76 out of 5)

    Photo courtesy of Stemiz.  Found in Japan.

  89. Filled up on bread? 447 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5447 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5447 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5447 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5447 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5 (4.76 out of 5)

    Pass the butter. Pass the butter. Pass the butter.

    Photo courtesy of Tony S.

  90. Welcome menu 442 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5442 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5442 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5442 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5442 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5 (4.76 out of 5)

    Photo courtesy of Ian. Menu found in China. 

  91. Now slather it good with a basecoat… 418 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5418 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5418 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5418 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5418 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5 (4.76 out of 5)

    Photo courtesy of F. Clark.

  92. “Nailpolish remover” that simply removes the nail. 405 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5405 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5405 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5405 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5405 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5 (4.76 out of 5)

    Photo courtesy of Tony Thompson. Variation of this set posted here previously.

  93. Feel THIS 386 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5386 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5386 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5386 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5386 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5 (4.76 out of 5)

    I feel you selling me something...

    Photo courtesy of Barton Soucy. Spotted in Japan jewelry shop. 

  94. Hold on to your psychopaths 333 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5333 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5333 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5333 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5333 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5 (4.76 out of 5)

    Photo courtesy of Jonathan Goodchild. Spotted in China. 

  95. Child run around in evident of parent people absent. 270 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5270 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5270 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5270 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5270 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5 (4.76 out of 5)

    These rule has you in decline of tip.

    Photo courtesy of Patti Wagner. Found at French Restaurant in Tokyo, Japan. 

  96. You can’t just have one! 264 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5264 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5264 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5264 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5264 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5 (4.76 out of 5)

    It's mostly hands on business

    Photo courtesy of Brigitte Durnwald. Found in Hanoi, Vietnam.  

  97. Tao Te Rope 249 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5249 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5249 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5249 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5249 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5 (4.76 out of 5)

    Now I don't have to look for trouble

    Photo courtesy of Tom Newhall. Found near Mt. Aso, near Beppu Japan. 

  98. I hate that chicken… 248 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5248 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5248 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5248 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5248 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5 (4.76 out of 5)

    Spicy_chicken_asshole

    Chicken, why you gotta be that way?

    Photo courtesy of Philip Campbell.

  99. Both loud and fragrant… 233 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5233 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5233 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5233 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5233 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5 (4.76 out of 5)

    Photo courtesy of Graeme Hayes. Found on a menu in Bangkok, Thailand. 

  100. It’s too big to be a mosquito… 200 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5200 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5200 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5200 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5200 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5 (4.76 out of 5)

    Flying-reptiles

    Our problem is bigger than closing windows...

    Photo courtesy of Margo Honeyman. Found in China hotel.

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