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- I love all the Neaputs gang… (4.97 out of 5)
Photo courtesy of Matt Ka. Shirt spotted in China.
- Anyone can clean…
(4.93 out of 5)
My idiot brother uses these...
Photo courtesy of Roger S.
- And yet we keep selling them… (4.92 out of 5)
Goes well with the crap you just bought…
Photo courtesy of Tom G. Found in China.
- I blame the roosters… (4.92 out of 5)
Actually, I prefer slutty chicks…
Photo courtesy of J.R.
- We’re dog people… (4.91 out of 5)
First off, have you ever seen a cat use soap?
Photo courtesy of Seth Williams. Spotted in China.
- Spiritual battle rages on in my colon… (4.90 out of 5)
The righteous man eateth and vomiteth not.Photo courtesy of Bruce Hidaka-Gordon. Shirt found in Okinawa, Japan.
- Better than Zoloft! (4.89 out of 5)
Maybe drive away those kids…
Photo courtesy of Daniel Clark. T-shirt found in Tokyo.
- Instead, just let him do the work… (4.89 out of 5)
Sign found in Japan. Photo courtesy of Chris Moore.
- Thank goodness I’m stuck in the past… (4.88 out of 5)
Stay here. Now.
Photo courtesy of E.D. Spotted in Japan.
- Set your gamemode to MANNERS… (4.88 out of 5)
You are now allowed to NOT SMOKE…
Photo courtesy of Cameron T. Spotted in Tokyo, Japan.
- Do not drown without a buddy! (4.87 out of 5)
Accidents can and should happen…
Photo courtesy of Marnix R. Found in China.
- Hi! How’s your weekend? (4.87 out of 5)
Photo courtesy of Simon JH. T-shirt spotted in Hong Kong.
- He didn’t guard enough… (4.87 out of 5)
Photo courtesy of Simon Bartz.
- I was conceived in a head-on collision. (4.86 out of 5)
I had an accident 18 years ago, now I have to pay for its college.
Photo courtesy of Michael T. Spotted in India.
- Don’t be forgetfully… (4.85 out of 5)
Careful, or he’ll treat you like 3-month-old luggage…
Photo courtesy of Al Lambert. Hotel info spotted in China.
- Your accident is important to us… (4.85 out of 5)
Only you can prevent safety...
Photo courtesy of Steve Platt. Found in China.
- I can hold your wallet for you… (4.85 out of 5)
Do you need me to read you the menu?
Photo courtesy of Gregor. Found in Kanazawa, Japan.
- Watch your step… (4.84 out of 5)
Am I too late?
Photo courtesy of John Griffiths. Spotted in Japan.
- Hotel menu from Saudi Arabia (4.83 out of 5)
Photo courtesy of John Whitney Pettit. From a hotel in Saudi Arabia.
- Employee complaints are down. (4.83 out of 5)
Now HiringPhoto courtesy of Dennis S. Spotted in Japan.
- I wouldn’t say “best” sh!t but it’s pretty good sh!t… (4.83 out of 5)
Photo courtesy of Tory C. Best shit menu found in Korea.
- I’m running out of places where I can dumb. (4.82 out of 5)
If you can read this you're halfway there...Photo courtesy of Glenn Havinoviski. Found in Japan (meant to say "do not dump here").
- 404 Barber not found. (4.82 out of 5)
Are you sure you wish to exit salon?
Photo courtesy of Sarah Z. Found in China.
- Now I’m hungry. (4.82 out of 5)
Photo courtesy of Joseph T. Found in Beijing restaurant.
- It’s stranger than fiction. (4.82 out of 5)
You can’t handle it...
Photo courtesy of Jaume Ros. Found in Datong, China.
- Oh what a feeling… (4.82 out of 5)
Photo courtesy of Kainan J.
- Basically only two positions. (4.82 out of 5)
That rice is good. I checked…
Photo courtesy of Peggy Monroe.
- i’m bubble tea (4.81 out of 5)
Do you kiss your mom with that straw?
Photo from Tr3v0r via Reddit (used with permission). Found in Thailand.
- One day a year he’s not so bad… (4.81 out of 5)
I’m betting it’s not a Bible…
Photo courtesy of JR.
- They wrote this too tast… (4.81 out of 5)
Photo courtesy of Stephan Stewart. Van spotted in Japan.
- Your safety is my danger… (4.80 out of 5)
Most accidents happen when you’re safe…
Photo courtesy of Warren R. Spotted in Japan.
- I think I speak for all gows when I say snooze it… (4.80 out of 5)
Can never friend too many the theys…Photo courtesy of Thomas Westbrook. T-shirt spotted in Taiwan.
- If the flames don’t get ya, the explosions will… (4.79 out of 5)
Fight fire with fire!
Photo courtesy of Nick Cunningham.
Found in China.
- Then say someone made you do it… (4.79 out of 5)
Make it look like an accident...
Photo courtesy of 'Yangyang'. Found in a park in Nanjing, China.
- Diarrhoea (4.79 out of 5)
Photo courtesy of Jude Simmonds. Found in Japanese women's magazine.
- The fish suck anyway… (4.79 out of 5)
Photo courtesy of Rasmus Mortensen. Menu spotted in Yangshuo, China.
- By Order (4.79 out of 5)
Photo courtesy of ХАТТОРИ Кэихо. Found in India.
- Grow hands in designated areas only. (4.79 out of 5)
Grow your hands to yourself.
Photo courtesy of Michael Morefield. Found at an aquarium in Japan.
- Because a whole child would be insane… (4.79 out of 5)
Save some for later!
Photo courtesy of Boris V. Menu from Vietnamese restaurant.
- This is gonna hurt me, Fido, more that it hurts you… (4.79 out of 5)
It’s a Great Dane and I’m constipated…
Photo courtesy of Klavs Ejsing. Spotted in Korea.
- I always wondered where the Grinch lived… (4.78 out of 5)
And have a nice day...
Sign found in Malaysia.
- They gotta do something about their chickens… (4.78 out of 5)
Photo courtesy of Kimi Farley. Chinese menu.
- Instructions for the tourist… (4.78 out of 5)
Photo courtesy of Alison Honey. Sign found at mall in Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia. Some have suggested Paragon Mall is in Bangkok or Singapore.
- Blendy (4.78 out of 5)
Someone call Social Services!
Photo courtesy of Cindy Carl.
- I blame myself… (4.78 out of 5)
I don't know where we went wrong...
Photo courtesy of Matt Groth. Found at Asian supermarket in Sydney, Australia.
- Cafeteria Sign (4.78 out of 5)
I give my life and my company, but
they just keep demanding more...
Photo courtesy of Brian Medower.
Taken from a cafeteria in Taiwan.
- Looks legit… (4.78 out of 5)
Photo courtesy of E.F. Notebook found in China.
- Please check pockets for children (4.78 out of 5)
Do not iron children under 12
Photo courtesy of D.S.
- Look, stuff happens! (4.78 out of 5)
Photo courtesy of Dave G. Found in Gangwon Province, S. Korea.
- Crab for all situations (4.78 out of 5)
Photo courtesy of Jon Henderson. Found in Thailand.
- Coke will have that effect on you… (4.78 out of 5)
Photo courtesy of Jet Fraer. Found on Koh Samui, Thailand.
- I’m not looking forward to this. (4.78 out of 5)
Photo courtesy of James Bourne. Found at breakfast buffet in Wuxi, China hotel.
- This may be just my opinion… (4.78 out of 5)
Cakes are my safe place.Photo courtesy of Kevin Kelm. Found in China.
- When they start walking… (4.78 out of 5)
So tender...
Photo courtesy of Zasha Weinberg. Found at breakfast buffet in Tokyo (warning for honey).
- I’ll have what she’s having… (4.78 out of 5)
Photo courtesy of BB. Found in Thailand.
- One major slip, and… (4.78 out of 5)
Photo courtesy of R.W. Spotted in Hong Kong.
- Knowledge doesn’t leave much to the imagination… (4.78 out of 5)
Photo courtesy of Yici He. T-shirt found in Beijing.
- Sometimes we wish you were someone else… (4.78 out of 5)
Photo courtesy of Graeme Hayes. Spotted in Saudi Arabia.
- It’s around here somewhere… (4.77 out of 5)
Photo courtesy of Eric Stephens. Found while on a hike in China.
- Be careful what you pick up… (4.77 out of 5)
No really honey, I picked it up at the store...
Photo courtesy of Christopher Lees. Found in a Riyadh Supermarket.
- You’ll block traffic (4.77 out of 5)
Those committing suicide will be severely punished...
Photo courtesy of "KK @_@". Found in Taipei, Taiwan.
- Manicure Set (4.77 out of 5)
Photo courtesy of Kay Streubel.
- Having a party tonight! (4.77 out of 5)
Let's voting!
Photo courtesy of Miguel A L Esquivel. Seen on election banner in Konomiya, Aichi-ken. Originally posted 2008.1.8.
- Thank you stayed here. (4.77 out of 5)
Photo courtesy of Eric Martins. Found posted on bathroom door at Japan hotel.
- Hey, you gotta do your part… (4.77 out of 5)
And if you're dead, please get to a hospital...
Photo courtesy of John V. Found in Shanghai, China.
- Which way to the normal doctor? (4.77 out of 5)
Mrs. Jones, the biopsy revealed malignant tissue. We're going to have to microwave and melt.
Photo courtesy of Frank Wang. Found at hospital in Xin Jiang, China.
- That sign is definitely in English (4.77 out of 5)
Photo courtesy of Kent O. Found at the Shanghai Zoo.
- No pissing… (4.77 out of 5)
Photo courtesy of Mike Pierre. Found in an elevator in Roppongi, Tokyo. Japanese reads: "Urinating here is prohibited. A security camera is recording."
- Sorry, I mangled my rpp,faco;otoes.of! (4.77 out of 5)
The guests really enjoy our exquisity bustibles...
Photo courtesy of Dave Chadwick. Found in China hotel room.
- Oh, I’m beyond pissed! (4.77 out of 5)
Photo courtesy of Tammy Sawyer. Found in Korea.
- Not even if it starts begging you… (4.77 out of 5)
Photo courtesy of Ray Purdy. Bathroom sign found at National Taiwan University.
- Even the dog is hot… (4.77 out of 5)
Photo courtesy of Sam Carter. Found at restaurant in Beijing, China.
- They lose it anyway (4.77 out of 5)
Photo courtesy of Karyn Adams.
Found in Hanoi, Vietnam.
- Wipe slo-o-owly… (4.77 out of 5)
You'll frighten the urinals...
Photo courtesy of Kassidy Clark. Toilet sign found in Shanghai, China.
- Cute Curry (4.77 out of 5)
This is quite different than the 100% cheerful curry
using mild Japanese apples and
cute hamsters I am used to...
Photo courtesy of Killane.
- In Soviet Russia… (4.77 out of 5)
Photo courtesy of Михаил Исмаилов. Menu found in Russia.
- I have a dream (4.77 out of 5)
Photo courtesy of Mike Dubois. Sign spotted in China.
- Rubbish (4.77 out of 5)
In the name of the Lord, I cast thee into the trash...
Photo courtesy of Iain Inglis.
Sign found in Wuhan, China.
- I just wanted to swim… (4.77 out of 5)
Photo courtesy of H. Foster. Found in Thailand.
- Miss Urine Tester USA (4.77 out of 5)
Everyone had a good time at the Miss Urine Tester pageant...
Photo courtesy of Steven Swenson.
- If you’re happy and you know it,… (4.77 out of 5)
Photo courtesy of methshin. Spotted at Golden Temple in Kyoto, Japan.
- Passive Aggressive Engrish (4.77 out of 5)
Or we wont supply you with the antidote...
Photo courtesy of Juan Igualada. Found in a restaurant in Guangzhou, China.
- Picking up bad habits from the Germans… (4.77 out of 5)
Photo courtesy of Carl Grice. Found at hotel in China.
- You had me at miscellaneous… (4.77 out of 5)
Photo courtesy of Melissa Pocek. Menu found in Shanghai, China.
- English textbook from China (4.77 out of 5)
Leirn Eingsh today!
Photo courtesy of Nicholas Fung. English textbook from China.
- You want lives? We got lives (4.77 out of 5)
I swear we don't want to drink your blood!
Photo courtesy of Peter Roberts. Found in China.
- Meal pattern baldness (4.77 out of 5)
Photo courtesy of Laszlo Wagner. Menu from Pingyao, China.
- Sick of all these whores tramping around… (4.77 out of 5)
Photo courtesy of Jacques Saph. Found in Finland.
- Can you fix this curtain, too? (4.77 out of 5)
Well...I'll be a snake-head fish uncle!
Photo courtesy of Robert Neal. Menu found in Thailand.
- Please riconsider… (4.77 out of 5)
Adjust the noose and hang the whole family!
Photo courtesy of Stacy Johnson. Hanger accessory found in Japan.
- English Engrish (4.77 out of 5)
Photo courtesy of Bret Mackenzie. Found at a Tesco in the UK.
- Damn kids… (4.77 out of 5)
Photo courtesy of Thochen. Found in Taipei, Taiwan. Should be "kids socks".
- Good news! (4.77 out of 5)
It's how you use it...
Photo courtesy of Alexander Redfield. Menu spotted in Beijing, China.
- Choose wisely on erection day… (4.77 out of 5)
Photo courtesy of Ami Tham. Found in Singapore.
- Don’t leave me hanging! (4.77 out of 5)
Some are worse than others...
Photo courtesy of Mike Truscott.
- Spanked tender… (4.77 out of 5)
There are some jobs that can't be replaced by machine...
Photo courtesy of John R. Menu found in China.
- Tapir down your dreams… (4.77 out of 5)
Photo courtesy of Tim Overton. T-shirt spotted in Japan.
- Or you could use the door on the right… (4.76 out of 5)
Too bad Kool Aid man thinks running low on sugar is an 'emergency'...
Photo courtesy of 'elfpoo'. Found in Okayama, Japan.
