February 5th, 2021

And make sure Burt from accounting washes his hands…

Multiply the hand sanitizer, too...

Photo courtesy of T.J. Spotted in Tokyo. 

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February 4th, 2021

Also nearby: the most sea level beach…

Photo courtesy of Tatsurou. T-shirt found near Mt. Fuji in Japan. 

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February 3rd, 2021

ECON 101 is really gonna rock now…

Even more fabulous if you use cursive...

Photo courtesy of Susana Arango. Notebook found in Japan. 

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February 2nd, 2021

Got any ED ointment?

No, really!  I don't need those!

Photo courtesy of Don Beck. Found in Korea. 

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February 1st, 2021

You will also drive over spine…

You will stop texting...

Photo courtesy of Adam Evans. Found in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia. 

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January 30th, 2021

Cocoon growth – the pandemic of the 21st century…

Photo courtesy of Steph Moreland.  Mouse pad made in China.

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January 29th, 2021

Very blandest!

This is why I only eat Swiss chocolate...

Photo copyright Engrish.com. Child's shirt spotted in Tokyo. 

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January 28th, 2021

I’ve got more of a heavy mouth today…

No cream: I like coffee of the dark mouth.

Photo courtesy of  Shawn Weldon. Spotted in Japan. 

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January 27th, 2021

Defacatory down the hall…

Photo courtesy of Phenix. Spotted in Suzhou, China. 

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January 26th, 2021

After throw ball, run.

Doesn’t burn in a fire... any other way to kill it?

Photo courtesy of S.G. Found on an old package that contained balls with real gunpowder inside.

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