October 1st, 2020

You should hear grass complain when it rains…

It’s the untrimmed toenails...

Photo courtesy of Nadia. Spotted in Shenyang, China.

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September 30th, 2020

Do it wapidly!

Photo courtesy of Cord Krohn. Spotted in Hong Kong. 

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September 29th, 2020

Famous for stuff…

Directions: go to the area.

Photo courtesy of Uly Huerta. Spotted in Japan. 

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September 28th, 2020

Don’t even think!

I swear there’s a towel...

Photo courtesy of S.C. Spotted in Japan.

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September 27th, 2020

Babe, I hate to tell you but…

Photo courtesy of C.M. Spotted in China.  

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September 25th, 2020

Sheet!

I was hoping for more dirty laundry...

Photo courtesy of Christina Vincent. Laundry bag found at a hotel in Japan. 

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September 24th, 2020

Those tomatoes are suggestive…

What are you in for?  “Using a fake ID to order stew”

Photo courtesy of Christina Takahashi. Menu found in Japan. 

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September 23rd, 2020

Oh, heart enjoys it NOW…

I’m pretty ok with the emphysema, too...
Photo courtesy of Christina Takahashi. Found on a cigarette vending machine in Japan. 
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September 22nd, 2020

Only power can touch my heart…

We SHOULD consider housewives!

Photo courtesy of Chris Townsend.

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September 21st, 2020

Best Room Service Menu Ever

Photo courtesy of Chris Hopkins. Found at Tianzhong Hotel in Dengfeng, China.

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