Instructions for the Naughty Palace

posted on 20 Jul 2012 in Engrish from Other Countries, Instructions

Photo courtesy of Sara Bradford.
Sign outside of a playground in Cambodia. 

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  1. jjhitt | 4:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Administrator of the Naughty Place.
    My idea of a dream job.

  2. Algernon | 4:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Even in the naughty palace the fun police are active.

  3. Jewels | 4:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    What about machetes? Forbid also?

  4. jjhitt | 4:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 1  

    The Stupid Disease — We can find a cure. — Give today.

  5. jjhitt | 4:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Just remember that the head protrudes and don’t slip from the tube. The rest will come naturally.

  6. Droll not Troll | 4:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s not only tourists; I don’t know anyone who can throw with the balls.

  7. Ageless | 4:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m with stupid (disease).

  8. Droll not Troll | 4:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Hey, I can’t help being long in the tube! I was born this way.

  9. DrLex | 4:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    What, no poking in the eyes with a howitzer? This place is not my idea of fun. The guy who made those rules must have stupid disease.

  10. DrLex | 4:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Knives are forbidden. Guns are allowed. In other words, strict enforcing of the rule “do not bring a knife to a gunfight”.

  11. El Franko Burnzo | 4:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Anybody remember “Holliday in Cambodia” by the Dead Kennedys?

  12. Stopchicks | 4:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Or, how to scar your kids for life.

  13. Bill Gates | 5:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    It is important for parents to guide children under four when playing with the gun and artillery. Their aim isn’t very good at that age. No sissy laser tag for these kids. One of the benefits of having a lot of surplus military gear.

  14. mickeygreeneyes | 5:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The naughty palace? Kate and William must be having another one of their wild parties.

  15. El Franko Burnzo | 5:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    We are not going to Jerry Sanduski’s amusment park.

  16. mickeygreeneyes | 5:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Forbid stool, urine, AND spit? Man, playgrounds aren’t nearly as much fun as they were when I was a kid.

  17. Chuck | 5:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    ET – Stay Home.

  18. WorrierPrincess | 6:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Which civilization language should we use? How about ancient Sumerian?

  19. Droll not Troll | 6:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Spit in everywhere? So much everywhere, so little time.

  20. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I needed time to stop laughing, so my comment is a bit late today. Besides, I also experienced a minor incontinence, thus I apologize.

  21. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Should I delete my shoes if there’s nobody logged in as an administrator?!

  22. Chris | 6:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    And watch those naughty bits.

  23. Seventy2rd o clock | 7:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I spit everywhere, but there’s still a lot of urine…

  24. jjhitt | 7:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Waitaminute… these aren’t instructions, they’re rules!
    Where are the instructions on being naughty?

  25. Sparky | 7:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I used the forbid to quarrel with ex wife..didn’t work!

  26. El Franko Burnzo | 7:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    You can’t fix stupid disease.

  27. krysto4 | 8:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    How would you know if you have stupid disease…?

  28. Biff the Understudy | 8:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    All your shoes are belong to the administrator.

  29. vineclimber | 8:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    You’re not allowed have a stupid disease? I guess politicians (and possibly their kids) can’t play here!

  30. TheUnknown | 9:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Those with stupid disease are permitted to make sign, though

  31. TheUnknown | 9:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Not sure if these are the instructions for a playground or a whore house

  32. GwydionM | 10:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Do not touch the Flying Saucer. Offenders will be abducted and never returned.

  33. Seventy2rd o clock | 10:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    So many instructions for just one tourist?

  34. Seventy2rd o clock | 10:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Sorry, but my artillery just protruded from the surface…

  35. Inspect Her Gadget | 11:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Instruction nr.1: The naughty palace is only for the foot fetishists…

  36. Lora | 11:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Well, at least they tell you to do some practical jokes. Hang on while I get my whoopee cushion and the rubber spiders. And I forbid anyone who gets pranked to quarrel with me!

  37. jjhitt | 12:01 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Deja Vu all over again:
    http://www.engrish.com/2009/10/instructions-for-the-tourist/

  38. Pectolatra | 12:19 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “I can’t go to school today, mom. I’m sick.”
    “What is it?”
    “Uh, I think it’s a cold.”
    “Oh please, what a stupid disease! Get out of bed now!”

  39. Pectolatra | 12:20 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    Obey the naughty palace’s safe navigation: use a condom.

  40. stevieyredwings | 12:48 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    What is stupid disease, and how does one go about catching it?

  41. Timo | 12:49 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Take off your shoes, put down your knife, enter the naughty palace and protrude your head through the “ball pool.” Sounds like my kinda place to spend the weekend!

  42. Marum | 1:38 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Forget Massage Parlors. The Naughty Palace will transport to places of delight, that you could never imagine.

  43. Peter | 4:33 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    3. Impractical jokes permitted

  44. Jael | 4:44 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Make sure to stop by the gift shop where you can get your own Naughty Palace Mascot Memorabilia.

    Circus Pedo Bear hats
    Circus Pedo Bear T-shirts
    Circus Pedo Bear Plushie now with 5 pull string quotes.

  45. TheUnknown | 7:24 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @krysto4, if you have to ask..

    I’m just kidding

  46. Mark | 3:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Sure i have seen this one before, or something very similar. What are they trying to say with ‘the naughty place’?

  47. coffeebot | 2:25 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    You can lead a kid to playground but you can’t make him play

  48. Casey | 9:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Everything about this cracked me up!! I want to go to the naughty place!

  49. Sparky | 9:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    This is my rifle, this is my gun. This is for shooting, this is for fun.

  50. tadchem | 8:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    The gun and artillery are for Naughty Palace defend against the flying saucer, airplane, and tourist throwing with the balls.

  51. Jøsh | 4:56 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Any disease forbid to play, but not person with disease?

  52. slipstick | 10:35 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    When visiting the Naughty Place in the Naughty Palace, don’t touch with airplane and flying saucer! That would be stupid disease!

  53. Wile E. Coyote Super Genius | 9:40 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 1  

    @stevieyredwings: If you really want to catch stupid disease, the best way is to major in any subject whose second word is “Studies”, then subscribe to HuffPo and the Daily Beast. But you’ve probably got the virus if you take CNN or MSNBC seriously.

  54. Victoria | 6:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    NAUGHTY PALACE administrator, you got everybody worried of your rules! RESIGN NOW !!!!!!!

  55. Chris | 7:15 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    I also tell my husband when we’re on vacation, stop throwing with your balls. Use your hands dammit!!!!!

  56. atjwang | 11:08 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Guns, artillery, flying saucers, and airplanes…what kind of playground is this?

  57. D4K | 10:01 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    i hav stupyd dizeez. can i enta pleez

  58. pijo | 4:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I’ll only do impractical jokes

  59. Nomoregore | 8:42 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Feel free be naughty, though?

  60. David | 5:48 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Aparantly there is a Neverland Ranch in Cambodia also.

  61. Molly | 11:40 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Aren’t numbers 9 and 10 related?

  62. Dervrak | 12:32 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The Naughty Palace…AKA The Penn State Locker Room…

  63. Draconex | 8:46 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Do not be naughty in the Naughty Palace.

  64. CJ | 6:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    …But the natives can do as they like, of course.

  65. 「Bacterial Contamination」 | 3:47 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    WARNING: Has pedobears

  66. Arts | 2:07 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I know too many people with Stupid Disease…

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