Last resort

posted on 11 Nov 2016 in Chinglish, Signs

annihilator

Only thing that works on terrorists.

Photo courtesy of Dean Hamence.
Found on ferry to Macau. 

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  1. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 28  Subtract rating 1  

    Also known as ‘Hand Grenade’

  2. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Just in case there’s no fire

  3. Droll not Troll | 4:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s annihilator than you think.

  4. Yu No Hoo | 4:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Don’t just extinsuish it.

  5. Yu No Hoo | 4:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 16  Subtract rating 0  

    1. Pull pin.

    2. Run.

  6. Pete | 4:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    Sarah Connor?

  7. Marum | 4:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    Sure beats burning to death.

  8. Marum | 4:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    Gets rid of Nihilists.

  9. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Inspired by ‘Star Wnrs’

  10. Droll not Troll | 4:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Are you sure it isn’t Ann’s inhaler?

  11. Big Fat Cat | 5:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 1  

    Trump used this Annihilarilator to win.

  12. Marum | 5:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 3  

    Years ago Air India dropped a 737.

    On Radio Australia, Ray Fo Fong was reading the news report, throughout SE Asia.. Imagine this with a broad indian accent:

    “The plene was trying to gain altitude, when it hit a truck loaded with hey, and burst into flemes.”

    I know one shouldn’t laugh but. I was driving on a track round the back ot Brissie Airport at the time, I ended up driving off the road into the long grass, and damn near through the airport fence.

    Several things went through my mind at once.

    One: If it hit a truck loaded with hay while trying to gain altitude, it didn’t have a fat lot going for it in the alttitude stakes.

    Two: It must have been coming out of a hole in the ground

  13. algernon | 5:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Arnie uou shouldn’t have

  14. algernon | 5:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    For destroying the flames

  15. Droll not Troll | 5:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    We used to have a disintegrator there, but the first time someone used it… it disintegrated!
    (Fans of Marvin the Martian will no doubt recognise that joke).

  16. Seventy2rd o clock | 7:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    CAUTION: In case of fire, destroy all fire extinguishers and immediately start using artillery

  17. UCity | 7:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    What we don’t realize from the picture is that what appears to be an extinguisher in fact STARTED that fire.

  18. Garst | 9:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Better make sure you’re up to code

  19. PeeBee | 10:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Ready. aim. fire.

  20. RT | 12:42 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    For in case of lack of fire…

  21. Myself | 1:38 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Use of the Annihilator is protected by the Second Amendment.

  22. Salome | 4:12 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Exterminate!

  23. Filboid | 11:14 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 1  

    Just annihil deeply…and again…again…there, feel better now?

  24. Running Comment | 12:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    The things they come up with…a flame thrower !

  25. Lora | 11:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    I know things are pretty grim right now, but setting ourselves on fire is not the answer.

  26. Peter | 1:27 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Macau’s immediate neighbouring country desperately needs it.

  27. Myself | 11:16 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    In case any evil aliens or sentient robots take over Macau, use the annihilator.

  28. DrLex | 9:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    This is an upgrade from the good old hand grenade.

  29. coffeebot | 1:44 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    You’re fired.

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