Last resort

posted on 11 Nov 2016 in Chinglish, Signs

annihilator

Only thing that works on terrorists.

Photo courtesy of Dean Hamence.
Found on ferry to Macau. 

29 captions

  1. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:05 am |

    Also known as ‘Hand Grenade’

  2. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:12 am |

    Just in case there’s no fire

  3. Droll not Troll | 4:17 am |

    It’s annihilator than you think.

  4. Yu No Hoo | 4:22 am |

    Don’t just extinsuish it.

  5. Yu No Hoo | 4:28 am |

    1. Pull pin.

    2. Run.

  6. Pete | 4:33 am |

    Sarah Connor?

  7. Marum | 4:34 am |

    Sure beats burning to death.

  8. Marum | 4:36 am |

    Gets rid of Nihilists.

  9. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:41 am |

    Inspired by ‘Star Wnrs’

  10. Droll not Troll | 4:46 am |

    Are you sure it isn’t Ann’s inhaler?

  11. Big Fat Cat | 5:33 am |

    Trump used this Annihilarilator to win.

  12. Marum | 5:33 am |

    Years ago Air India dropped a 737.

    On Radio Australia, Ray Fo Fong was reading the news report, throughout SE Asia.. Imagine this with a broad indian accent:

    “The plene was trying to gain altitude, when it hit a truck loaded with hey, and burst into flemes.”

    I know one shouldn’t laugh but. I was driving on a track round the back ot Brissie Airport at the time, I ended up driving off the road into the long grass, and damn near through the airport fence.

    Several things went through my mind at once.

    One: If it hit a truck loaded with hay while trying to gain altitude, it didn’t have a fat lot going for it in the alttitude stakes.

    Two: It must have been coming out of a hole in the ground

  13. algernon | 5:52 am |

    Arnie uou shouldn’t have

  14. algernon | 5:53 am |

    For destroying the flames

  15. Droll not Troll | 5:55 am |

    We used to have a disintegrator there, but the first time someone used it… it disintegrated!
    (Fans of Marvin the Martian will no doubt recognise that joke).

  16. Seventy2rd o clock | 7:02 am |

    CAUTION: In case of fire, destroy all fire extinguishers and immediately start using artillery

  17. UCity | 7:36 am |

    What we don’t realize from the picture is that what appears to be an extinguisher in fact STARTED that fire.

  18. Garst | 9:42 am |

    Better make sure you’re up to code

  19. PeeBee | 10:56 am |

    Ready. aim. fire.

  20. RT | 12:42 pm |

    For in case of lack of fire…

  21. Myself | 1:38 pm |

    Use of the Annihilator is protected by the Second Amendment.

  22. Salome | 4:12 pm |

    Exterminate!

  23. Filboid | 11:14 pm |

    Just annihil deeply…and again…again…there, feel better now?

  24. Running Comment | 12:56 am |

    The things they come up with…a flame thrower !

  25. Lora | 11:46 am |

    I know things are pretty grim right now, but setting ourselves on fire is not the answer.

  26. Peter | 1:27 pm |

    Macau’s immediate neighbouring country desperately needs it.

  27. Myself | 11:16 pm |

    In case any evil aliens or sentient robots take over Macau, use the annihilator.

  28. DrLex | 9:13 am |

    This is an upgrade from the good old hand grenade.

  29. coffeebot | 1:44 pm |

    You’re fired.

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